Rattts,sheep.diseases and out ya want(general banter)

[sirwiggum]

The Chip Shop near me does a mean chicken* kebab and I normally go for Garlic Mayo on mine. I really like that shredded salad stuff they put on too sh*t I'm really hungry now


*may not contain actual chicken

John Dorys chip shop in Belfast does a good chicken kebab actually. Scary thing is, it used to listed as the healthy option

[Doggy]

As kids, we used to plug the odd rat with an air rifle, then wait for its mates to turn canibal...

[sirwiggum]

It's all very well to give off about rats being cannibals and dirty creatures.

If society was to break down tomorrow, the human race would be no better in my opinion.

[FarmerPug]

As kids, we used to plug the odd rat with an air rifle, then wait for its mates to turn canibal...

Are they easy to get with the air rifle, do they stand up when light is shone at them?

[Doggy]

I've not tried it in the dark, used to go to a disused, flooded quarry.

By adopting the naval gunnery technique, you could hit them at absurd distances.

[lozz]

Kebab meat is also made from lamb, is it not?

Though a lot of places serve steak kebab, which can be a bit tough.

Lot of variation on quality and quantity of kebab. The ideal kebab sits somewhere between the 2, slightly towards the quality end of the scale.
I mind my student days, straight out of the students union and there was a decent kebab place across the road from it, empire kebabs.
Winter time, the roads were all iced up, I thought it would be a good idea to go ice skating in my good shoes...
Cut my hands to bits, my good 'going out' trousers ripped to shreds, got into the halls and the night porter had to first aid my hand as blood everywhere.
But I never dropped that kebab.

The big question is:
Garlic, chilli or house sauce?

Microwave kebabs, I've only ever had one good one, they used to sell in the Livingston Morrisons, in the chilled aisle, fresh pitta bread. Can't find them anywhere here for love nor money.

Kebab meat is also made from lamb, is it not?

Well you"d think so, until you see how its Made.
its Mainly Fat. and all the junk the Butchers carnt sell, Certainly not good for your health,
thats why they add spices to the meat sort of hides how crap the meat is,

[sirwiggum]

Is that why some chep Haggis is very peppery too?

I think after a dozen pints you don't care whats in it, just something greasy.

[lozz]

Dunno about the Haggis Mate, ive never tasted/eat it,
ive bought it in the past for My Greyhounds tho, Makes them abit Hyper,

[sirwiggum]

I found it to be like peppery mince.

Not too bad.

Makes a nice stuffing for chicken, with whiskey sauce makes a nice Scottish-style dinner.

When I was last in Edinburgh I ordered a fry up in a nice cafe and it had a spoon of haggis on the plate, was quite nice.

[FarmerPug]

About peppering things, telco do peppered pork chops they are fairly tasty but there is an awful lot of fat on them that the pepper just hides over.
Kebabs always seem to induce the feel sh*t factor after eating them.

[sirwiggum]

Farmerpug, you watching the Balmoral highlights on UTV now?

[FarmerPug]

Farmerpug, you watching the Balmoral highlights on UTV now?

I didn't even know it was being recorded, nor did i see any of the media types who are usually there such as gerry and sean, or hugo duncan. Though some parts of the balmoral show are quite boring, watching them show off the cattle is sleep inducing. These were much better than cattle:

And this wasn't bad either:

[lozz]

nice looking cars, but when isee them inside they just remind me of vauxhalls,
these modern style interiors are boring, and the way the door cards buldge inwards makes them look clostrophobic,
all this electronics shite is a recipe for suicide, id sooner have the basic stuff, less hastle,

[FarmerPug]

The interior is ok, but why did they go to the effort of making the door handles feel metallic and strong whereas the grab handles below them feel like tin foil wrapped round a bit of cardboard, they even look like it.

[lozz]

ithink every car out there now is 99% plastic, easier to recycle aspose
you can just chop it up and squeeze it in the wheelie bin,