How can i complain about erectile disfunction when they make me look like i got half a cucumber down my shorts?...a very small half a cucumber but corrr.
Sexy doctors
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Sexy doctors
I had to go to the docs this morning for my monthly, my old doctor was mid 20's i'd say and pretty f*cking stunning but sadly she had to leave to another practice so today i saw a different doctor... Also mid 20's and blonde and coorrrrrr bloody stunning but while i was there i noticed all the doctors were all roughly the same age wearing short dresses or skirts wtf is going on?
How can i complain about erectile disfunction when they make me look like i got half a cucumber down my shorts?...a very small half a cucumber but corrr.
How can i complain about erectile disfunction when they make me look like i got half a cucumber down my shorts?...a very small half a cucumber but corrr.
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And this glue is for my submarine not for putting up you're f*c*ing noses, and dont think i dont notice cos i do... Buy your own f*c*ing glue!!! Fatty Lewis Twin town 1997.
And this glue is for my submarine not for putting up you're f*c*ing noses, and dont think i dont notice cos i do... Buy your own f*c*ing glue!!! Fatty Lewis Twin town 1997.
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Bailes1992
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Re: Sexy doctors
My doctor looks like a ginger version of Doggy
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Re: Sexy doctors
"You are about to enter another dimension. A dimension not only of sight and sound, but of jubblies. A journey into a wondrous land of big bouncing scooby-doobies. Next stop: The Carry On Zone" 
Nurse! The screens....
Nurse! The screens....
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When i have my next appointment i'll give you a shout it'll be worth the trippuggy wrote:PERVERT !! thats all i can say
i might have to make an excuse to go sometime soon stiffys are hard to come by these days.Sam you got me thinking now because i dont know what doggy looks like... but i have a soft spot for gingers.
Steve is that the psychiatric nurse your calling to?
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And this glue is for my submarine not for putting up you're f*c*ing noses, and dont think i dont notice cos i do... Buy your own f*c*ing glue!!! Fatty Lewis Twin town 1997.
And this glue is for my submarine not for putting up you're f*c*ing noses, and dont think i dont notice cos i do... Buy your own f*c*ing glue!!! Fatty Lewis Twin town 1997.
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Re: Sexy doctors
It's a saying, quote, whatever.
Actually, that's the only bit of Vinogradska hospital I've not been to yet... Well, that and maternity
Actually, that's the only bit of Vinogradska hospital I've not been to yet... Well, that and maternity
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My doctor looks like one of these people that need to be taken out of there home with a crain and the cheeky bitch told me i don't do enough exercise. WTF, take a look in the mirror...
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Doggy
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I fear some of you need to visit a different kind of medical practitioner.....2002 HDi 2.2 Exec Estate, (2008-12) (wonderful)
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Welly
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Re: Sexy doctors
My Doctors are pretty old and shoddy:
Without exception they all want you the hell out of their room pronto
Would be nice to have a young piece though, I could invent all kinds of stuff requiring her close attention to my Vegetables....."oh, could you lift the Penis please Doc, I don't like touching it"
Without exception they all want you the hell out of their room pronto
Would be nice to have a young piece though, I could invent all kinds of stuff requiring her close attention to my Vegetables....."oh, could you lift the Penis please Doc, I don't like touching it"
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Re: Sexy doctors
The lies some people tell to get felt up ehWelly wrote:"oh, could you lift the Penis please Doc, I don't like touching it"
I know theres at least 2 crusty old male docs in my surgery but my mam had to book the appointment for me when i was away and thankfully she had the good sense to book me in with another female
.... a fooking hot one too i think i'm in love 2 old crustys to at least 5 hotties under the age of 30... and i was thinking of changing surgeries
.... the receptionists are draggons though draggons of all ages. 
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And this glue is for my submarine not for putting up you're f*c*ing noses, and dont think i dont notice cos i do... Buy your own f*c*ing glue!!! Fatty Lewis Twin town 1997.
And this glue is for my submarine not for putting up you're f*c*ing noses, and dont think i dont notice cos i do... Buy your own f*c*ing glue!!! Fatty Lewis Twin town 1997.
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Doggy
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Re: Sexy doctors
There can't be that many surgeries in and around Rhymney - if we were to send the receptionists a copy of your post, I'm sure that would gaurantee you always got to see one of the 'hottie' doctors.....scotty73 wrote:the receptionists are draggons though draggons of all ages.
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Welly
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Re: Sexy doctors
Doggy wrote:There can't be that many surgeries in and around Rhymney - if we were to send the receptionists a copy of your post, I'm sure that would gaurantee you always got to see one of the 'hottie' doctors.....scotty73 wrote:the receptionists are draggons though draggons of all ages.
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Doggy
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Careful - you'll set puggy off againWelly wrote:
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2003 HDi 2.2 6-speed Exec Estate (2012-19) (also a gem)
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2008 BMW E91 330i touring (great fun - murdered by a reversing SUV)
2007 BMW E91 325i touring (slower smoother quieter)
2003 HDi 2.2 6-speed Exec Estate (2012-19) (also a gem)
2009 Citroen C5 2.0 HDi VTR+ Estate (godawful heap)
2008 BMW E91 330i touring (great fun - murdered by a reversing SUV)
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Re: Sexy doctors
But when i mentioned moving surgeries it was because i havn't changed surgery from my hometown that i left over 15 years ago Heres hoping i didn't tell Dai where i grew up.
Think i better make sure i havn't left a trail on my facebook page.
2000 W 2.0hdi 110 7 seat estate Blue.
And this glue is for my submarine not for putting up you're f*c*ing noses, and dont think i dont notice cos i do... Buy your own f*c*ing glue!!! Fatty Lewis Twin town 1997.
And this glue is for my submarine not for putting up you're f*c*ing noses, and dont think i dont notice cos i do... Buy your own f*c*ing glue!!! Fatty Lewis Twin town 1997.
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Doggy
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You have little to fear there, Dai is the soul of discretion.
(especially if you make a generous offer for his 406 estate).
(especially if you make a generous offer for his 406 estate).
2002 HDi 2.2 Exec Estate, (2008-12) (wonderful)
2003 HDi 2.2 6-speed Exec Estate (2012-19) (also a gem)
2009 Citroen C5 2.0 HDi VTR+ Estate (godawful heap)
2008 BMW E91 330i touring (great fun - murdered by a reversing SUV)
2007 BMW E91 325i touring (slower smoother quieter)
2003 HDi 2.2 6-speed Exec Estate (2012-19) (also a gem)
2009 Citroen C5 2.0 HDi VTR+ Estate (godawful heap)
2008 BMW E91 330i touring (great fun - murdered by a reversing SUV)
2007 BMW E91 325i touring (slower smoother quieter)