Sexy doctors

[Bailes1992]

Last time I had a female doctor she asked me if I was sexually active, so I said Yeah... Then she asked me what do I do? So I was like "Erm... Just have sex with my girlfriend". She went bright red and started laughing. Apparentley she meant what do I do as a job

[highlander]

Hehe - reminds me of this:

This story occurred on Melbourne radio last week. One of the FM stations has a competition where they ring someone up, ask them three personal questions, ring their spouse or partner, ask them the same three questions if the answers are the same, the couple win a holiday to Bali. Last week the competition went like this:

Presenter: Gidday its XXX-FM, do you want to play the game?
Brian: Yeah, sure.
Presenter: O.K., Question 1 - When was the last time you had sex?
Brian: Ohhh, maaaate. Ha ha, well, about 8 o'clock this morning.
Presenter: And how long did it go for Brian?
Brian: Orrrrr . . . about 10 minutes.
Presenter: 10 minutes? Good one. And where did you do it mate?
Brian: Ohhhh maaaaate, I can't say that.
Presenter: There's a holiday to Bali at stake here Brian!
Brian: O.K. . . . O.K. . . . On the kitchen table.
Presenter: (and others in the room - much laughter) Good one Brian, now is it O.K. for us to call your wife?
Brian: Yeah, alright.
Presenter: Hi Sharelle, how are you?
Sharelle: Hi. Good, thanks.
Presenter: (Explains competition again.) We've got Brian on the other line. Say Hello.
Sharelle: Hi, Brian.
Brian: Hi, Sharelle.
Presenter: Now Sharelle, we're going to ask you the same three questions we asked Brian, and if you give the same answers, you win a trip for two to Bali.
Brian: Just tell the truth, Honey.
Sharelle: O.K.
Presenter: Sharelle, when was the last time you had sex?
Sharelle: Oohhhh, noooooo. I can't say that on radio.
Brian: Sharelle, it doesn't matter. I've already told them.
Sharelle: O.K. . . . About 8:00 this morning before Brian went to work.
Presenter: Good, nice start ! Next question: How long did it go for, Sharelle?
Sharelle: (giggling) About 12, maybe 15 minutes.
Co-Presenter: That's close enough. Brian was just being a gentleman.
Presenter: O.K. Sharelle, final question. Where did you do it?
Sharelle: Oh no, I can't say that. My mum could be listening. No way, no.
Presenter: There's a trip to Bali on the line here.
Brian: Sharelle, I've already told them so it doesn't matter anyway. Just tell 'em!
Sharelle: Ohhhh . . . alright . . . Up the arse!

Stunned silence

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Presenter: Sorry if anyone was offended before. We're going live here, and sometimes these things happen. We've given Brian and Sharelle the holiday. Now we'll take a music break.

[scotty73]

[scotty73]

[puggy]

Umbrella-scraper-thing down the Jap eye for scotty as pay back

Careful - you'll set puggy off again

I have a couple of comments to make here , as regards the umbrella scraper thing down the
japs eye though painful i imagine could be sexually arousing because on the odd occasion
i have had a water infection and it was painful to piss it also gave me a stiffy
As regards sexy doctors mine is quite tasty , in her early thirties quite voluptous and
usually wears blouses or tops with not a lot of buttons fastened so it pays to have something
wrong in the lower leg ankle region
I have also been lucky enough several times to have had her hand around my sack during
examination and also her finger deep inside my rectum when checking my prostate mmmmm

[Welly]

>Radio Story<

thanks for that, made me laugh. I thought it was going to be an affair; he had sex, she didn't, you know...

[Welly]

As regards sexy doctors mine is quite tasty , in her early thirties quite voluptous and
usually wears blouses or tops with not a lot of buttons fastened so it pays to have something
wrong in the lower leg ankle region
I have also been lucky enough several times to have had her hand around my sack during
examination and also her finger deep inside my rectum when checking my prostate mmmmm

Did anyone else read that and thought......."nice........oh yeah......good plan mate........nice one..........OH FUCKS SAKE "

[DaiRees]

that stuff

Did anyone else read that and thought......."nice........oh yeah......good plan mate........nice one..........OH FUCKS SAKE "

Yep, that exactly what I thought

[steve_earwig]

I just thought I hope she trims her nails

[scotty73]

I just thought I hope she trims her nails

I studied as a proctologist, even though i was good at my job i had to quit.

Couldn't stop biting my nails.

[puggy]

Sadly Steve she had surgical gloves on but i have to be honest it was
followed by one epic wanking session

[steve_earwig]

OMG - TMI!!!

I suspect that that's not the sort of hobby we want to read about here Anyway, how can you look her in the eye now?

I wonder whose sig it'll end up in...

[highlander]

Did anyone else read that and thought......."nice........oh yeah......good plan mate........nice one..........OH FUCKS SAKE "

I didn't. I was too busy looking for my bottle of Brain Bleach.

[highlander]

Anyway, how can you look her in the eye now?

Not that this would bother Puggy anyway - I believe his eye would be looking at some other part of her anatomy

[steve_earwig]

..his eye...

Which eye would that be?