Stuff my girlfriend says...

[Bailes1992]

About 2-3 weeks ago she opened the freezer, turned around to me and said with 100% seriousness "It's bloody freezing in there, can't you like, turn it up?"

Back in March she came round my house panicing because her engine had started ticking loudly, but only if you were inside the car. The conversation went something like this...
Becca: "Listen to my engine! Can you hear it ticking?!!!"
Me: *Turns heaters off*
Becca: "Ohhhhhh"

One day she grabbed a chip, dipped it in my cup of tea and said "Hmmm this curry sauce isn't the curriest curry I've ever had".

One day I decided to tell her a joke...
"Did you hear about the two blokes that stole a caldender?"
"Umm... No?"
"They both got six months"
"What? In Jail?"

Then there was this classic...
"Hmm nahh I don't like Coffee, it just isn't my cup of tea!"

And she popped up with this beauty in college...
"Well lets be honest, 2TB of porn is nearly a full blown girlfriend"

More to come as and when...

[lozz]

iwouidnt worry about it,

wait well you get married it gets even worse,.

ive learnt a new skill in past 8-or 9 years its called Selective hearing

pink floyd sung something with words of a simalar effect,

[Captain Jack]

I am just deaf so I miss half the things mine says anyway

[lozz]

'Worst bit is the Mind Games,
Not sure if its just Me that Suffers with this problem, but

ioften get 'What are you thinking About.
Whats on Your Mind,

Erm, nothing. Im just thinkin of where to Disapear too next ,


Seriously it gets worse,

[Ares]

I am just deaf so I miss half the things mine says anyway

Agree with Capt.Jack here,she starts talking about something on work,or some frends of her,i just pop in a few YES,REALLY?,AHA words regulary but my mind is in a galaxy far far away.

[steve_earwig]

At least she speaks the same language as you...

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid

[nutski]

I find 'Yes dear' works perfectly well......

[scotty73]

You got it easy, i live with 3 females and they're all blonde.

[scotty73]

And just to prove the kinda thing i put up with.

My mrs talking to the girls about the boys in her school who seem to swing both ways these days.

I seriously don't know whats wrong with the youth of today your either straight or gay you don't swing both ways.

But then again dads best friend used to do that until he realised he prefered the stick to the trench.

What the fuckityfuck?

[Bailes1992]

Was walking around Cribbs Causeway today and she out of nowhere shouted "oh my god, everyone sounds like farmers"

[lozz]

may need one of these. is she winding you up.

http://uk.images.search.yahoo.com/image ... eentree_ff

[DaiRees]

Was walking around Cribbs Causeway today and she out of nowhere shouted "oh my god, everyone sounds like farmers"

Haha, I bet that went down well in Brizzle

[scotty73]

may need one of these. is she winding you up.

http://uk.images.search.yahoo.com/image ... eentree_ff

That should be every woman's birthday suit.

[steve_earwig]

I think that should be birthday outfit, birthday suit is something quite different (and they don't wear it often enough IMHO...)

At least she didn't shout "my boyfriend thinks you're all %$&?!!" and look at you with a frown...

[lozz]

may need one of these. is she winding you up.

http://uk.images.search.yahoo.com/image ... eentree_ff

That should be every woman's birthday suit.

nah,. they wont be able to wash the dishes properly with one of them jackets on,