Stuff my girlfriend says...

[Ares]

They probably have their own forum where they gather and talk the same thing about us,for egz how we all drive the same old crappy cars instead of buying some
new german car and drive like a decent man

[lozz]

They probably have their own forum where they gather and talk the same thing about us,for egz how we all drive the same old crappy cars instead of buying some
new german car and drive like a decent man

No they Dont need Forums mate,

Theyre clever see: they use Mobile phones, for textin, or the usual Mothers Meetings at the schools,before and after dropping the kids off,
My Ears burn some Mornings

[Bailes1992]

"I don't like mince pies, actually I don't like anything with mince beef in to be honest"

[steve_earwig]

I guess she can still eat a McDonalds then...

[Bailes1992]

"Turn that light off, I can't see!"

"I think I'm pregnant, I f*cking love popcorn" ???

[Ares]

"Turn that light off, I can't see!"

"I think I'm pregnant, I f*cking love popcorn" ???

hahahahaaa

[scotty73]

"I think I'm pregnant, I f*cking love popcorn" ???

If that is right matey your screwed, that's the last time you spend £125 a corner on tyres it's budgets for you.

[Bailes1992]

"I think I'm pregnant, I f*cking love popcorn" ???

If that is right matey your screwed, that's the last time you spend £125 a corner on tyres it's budgets for you.

I couldn't drive my own car if I didn't have decent tyres

[lozz]

scotty is correct,

once you have kids, the days of being able to buy decent things you want are long gone,

[Busman]

"Turn that light off, I can't see!"

"I think I'm pregnant, I f*cking love popcorn" ???

Run and hide.

[scotty73]

"Turn that light off, I can't see!"

"I think I'm pregnant, I f*cking love popcorn" ???

Run and hide.

he better not forget his wallet either.

[Bailes1992]

Two Beuties today!

"I'd love to pee myself just to see what it feels like"

And...

"Should I put my foglights on?"
"I think so, you should put them on if visibility is below 100m"
"How do you even know that? I don't belive you! How far is 100m? How to blind people know when to put their foglights on?"

[lozz]

Why wouid anyone want to pee them selves to find out what it feels like,


Ithink shes Wind-ing you up bailes,

[robb]

smoking aint allowed in my house i go out the back for a fag then flick my fag end down the grid .Just before Christmas my Mrs came home with two ashtrays .I asked why she bought them .She said they were for company we were expecting to use out the back but she didnt want them emptying in the bin but down the grid

[lozz]

same here,smoking is banned in the house due to my sons having Asthma,
Wife goes out the back sparks up has afew chongs and then flicks it in the yard,

iwished she wouid fling them down the drain it wouid save me sweeping the things up