Tescos burgers.

[lozz]

Weve been thru the freezer,

found some burger inthere from Dale pack and icelands, theyve gone straight in the bin,
there on the list too, acording to the info on the net, not seen any stores offering a Refund yet

[lozz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2y7on8W ... detailpage





Despite the recent news, Tesco says that their beef burger sales remain stable.

That's good, they wouldn't want to be saddled with a load of unsold stock

[lozz]

A woman has been taken to hospital after eating horsemeatburgers. Her condition is said to be stable.

@BobJWilliams: I expect this only relates to those mini-burgers you have as snacks. You know, the horse d'oeuvres.

@JohnMoynes: I get all my horsemeat from an independent dodgy butcher.

@DiamondsIRL: Are you in favour of Horsemeat in your burgers? Yay or Neigh?

@GBretman: So horsemeat has been found in TescoProducts but a spokesman says It's bollocks

@pinkyperfection: I had a tesco burger and now I'm feeling a little horse

@brucel: Those Aldi horse burgers were nice, but I prefer My Lidl Pony

@PaulLewis: Scientist: "Sir, we've discovered horse meat in your burgers." Tesco boss: "Why the long face?"

@PensionsMonkey: There was an old woman who swallowed a horse, she'd been to Tesco, of course.

@elhaydo: Good thing about these horse puns is it's stopped all the sick Jimmy Saddle jokes

And one really bad one...
@johnprescott: I really hope they launch a steward's inquiry into the Tescohorsemeat scandal. We must find out hoof to blame.

[lozz]

new label for em,

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[DaiRees]

Horses are twats

[steve_earwig]

From Hale & Pace (I think it was) . Did you know hamburgers is an anagram of Shergar bum?

[trem1]

My village butcher says he is doing a galloping trade in burgers today.

[highlander]

Iwill try any meat other than pork, the pig is a filthy stinky thing, best off left where it is

Yeah, 'cos cows are sparkling clean and smell of flowers ...

Muslims aren't allowed to eat any meat from pigs, apparently because they're unclean animals, but whatever the reason, the fact that they can't eat it on religious grounds means that if there's any doubt about the pork content of a product, about 3 million people in the UK will stop buying that product, stop buying products from that manufacturer, or stop buying products from that supermarket chain. No wonder Tesco are shitting themselves ...

[lozz]

Yeah true cows stink abeit,
but they only eat Grass,etc,

a pig will eat anything Have you seen what gets thrown to them, ?

[Welly]

a pig will eat anything Have you seen what gets thrown to them, ?

Tesco Burgers?

[lozz]

a pig will eat anything Have you seen what gets thrown to them, ?

Tesco Burgers?

Best place for them

[TooT]

I selected some burgers on Tesco's website..... I then clicked 'add to cart'

If you think the horse burgers in Tesco are bad, wait till you try their Unicorn on the cob

[steve_earwig]

http://www.b3ta.com/board/10910666
http://www.b3ta.com/board/10910384

[lozz]

that war horse was a pretty good film,

[lozz]

I was in Tesco's cafe earlier and the waitress asked me if i wanted anything on my burger. I replied "Yes, a fiver each way."