Tescos burgers.

[plod]

I hear the french are complaining about traces of beef in there horse burgers

[plod]

I used to like burgers, but didn't like all the crap they put on as well.....so when I ordered from Burger King I always asked them to hold the dressage

[lozz]

I used to like burgers, but didn't like all the crap they put on as well.....so when I ordered from Burger King I always asked them to hold the dressage

Yeah iagree mate,
last time igot a burger at b/k it was just a soggy gloopy mess, it got flung in the bin,
god knows what was on it, istick to the Subway now there food looks almost edible,
Mc donalds aint too bad Depending on who is serving some of them are scruffy tw$ts what look like theyve been Mucking out cow sheds

[steve_earwig]

What they say, if you want to bump someone off, and dispose of the body, feed it to the pigs

Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig sh*t, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
Vinny: Well, thank you for that. That's a great weight off me mind. Now, if you wouldn't mind telling me who the f*ck you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course?

[lozz]

In india the Pig is there Sewarge system,
they throw the Slop bucket out into the streets and the pigs come along and clean it all up,

Thats why they wont eat them,

[plod]

Oh my god, I think I've just had a death threat from one of the gangs
I just woke up to a tesco burger on my pillow!

[lozz]

Just been reading the paper, didnt read it all had to throw it when iseen the pictures of horses being beaten with iron bars,
Cruel bastards

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news ... st-1544458

ilike how they blaiming the factory in ireland, they shouid look closer to home, the Mps rekon the horse meat scandal wont stop
due to lack of tests, sales in that Quorn stuff will be going up no doubt,

[Doggy]

I wouldn't worry too much about Tesco burgers, according to my neighbour, the meatballs, 'are the dogs bollocks'.

[plod]

I think we should let this blow over now
If you keep going on, it's just like flogging a dead horse

[lozz]

[steve_earwig]

This one just runs and runs... http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2013 ... -horsemeat

[lozz]

Stupid aint it,

all it is ithink its there way of saving money they will know what goes in it they carnt be that thick,
as for the people that throw up at the thought of whats in there, iguess everyones had a chunk of horse at some stage,

someone said to me the other day Iwouidnt eat anything that contains horse,
he said that whilst chewing on chewing gum, Imight be wrong but thats made from horses aint it

[steve_earwig]

It's made from the same stuff they make tyres out of, according to Wiki anyway.

Reading about, no-one is really that bothered that these burgers contain traces of Dobbin, the main problem is they're supposed to be made out of meat from an identifiable source, i.e. cows that have been pumped full of growth hormones and antibiotics and have traceable health records (although these sort of products are made from the bits of the cow that didn't make it into anything else, meat that is removed from the bones using high pressure water and other choice parts like lips and arseholes). The horse meat comes from an unknown source and, as we all know, horses live in dustbins and eat televisions

I was watching a documentary a whle back on what sort of cows end up in burgers in the US it was basically anything old and/or sick the farmers couldn't get rid of any other way.

[Welly]

It's made from the same stuff they make tyres out of, according to Wiki anyway.

Reading about, no-one is really that bothered that these burgers contain traces of Dobbin, the main problem is they're supposed to be made out of meat from an identifiable source, i.e. cows that have been pumped full of growth hormones and antibiotics and have traceable health records (although these sort of products are made from the bits of the cow that didn't make it into anything else, meat that is removed from the bones using high pressure water and other choice parts like lips and arseholes). The horse meat comes from an unknown source and, as we all know, horses live in dustbins and eat televisions

I was watching a documentary a whle back on what sort of cows end up in burgers in the US it was basically anything old and/or sick the farmers couldn't get rid of any other way.

Well said!

[steve_earwig]

Nicked from B3TA