Air Bag electrics: complete.
First off, the crimp on insulated connectors were cheap and off flea-bay, as a result, Mr Spade Connector was too big for Mrs Spade connector, thus - I had to chop his willy off to a certain extent, lol.
In an ideal world I would of bought some ''heat shrink tubing'' which does exactly what it means. It is tubing you shrink onto the connectors. However that would of meant not only buying the heat shrink tubing, but also a heat gun as I think my hair dryer would of been very much insufficient (closest thing I have to a heat gun).
This is a job I have feared ever since I mascaraed the electrics.
Not only is it a job that could leave an air bag deploying in ones face (probably mine) but it was a job that if the air bag had deployed would of lead to MAJOR work in taking everything out the console to replace it and that would of taken hours, if not days. On some cars you can just pop out the panel but my fascia is one solid piece, so when the air bag is deployed it breaks through the plastic surround, leading to one expensive and long job.
As you can see from the first picture, I had 2 oranges (same side) to connect to 1 pink and 1 blue cable. Now the writing on the orange cables were just too small to recognize if there was any difference what so ever on them.
I then consulted Mr Haynes; who wasn't that clear either.
I made the decision then that it didn't matter exactly which orange connected to the pink and it didn't matter which one joined to the blue.
The fact of the matter is I based my decision on this A4 page of scribbling I did after consulting Mr Haynes.
The fact of the matter is (hey I said that already didn't I?) the fact Mr Haynes refers to them as ''2or'' (2 orange to me and you) is just it, 2 orange cables. IF there was a different between the two it would be something like ''or1 and or2''.
After speaking to my ''Robbie Williams Voice Substitute'' he put ideas in my head.... Turn the passenger side air bag on (when job complete obviously), put the key in the ignition and then re-connect the battery from the engine bay: that way IF the air bag deployed I would be no where near it.
After I had crimped them up, taped and secured all connections back in place I made a life-line call.
My mechanic friend up North (not the voice sub), I told him exactly what I had done and made sure that everything was A-ok and that a fibro fog hadn't made me do something stupid like connect it to the wrong one or something silly - Fellow fibro people will know what that's about. Anyhow, he re-assured me I had done everything as he perhaps would of and that it should be ok.
I thanked him for his kind words then set about putting the air bag switch in the central console back in the ''ON'' position and put the key in the ignition. I then started to shake with the most stomach churning fear ever. Was I about to write my car off? I laid a rug over the seat and floor pan just in case the air bag deployed as the powder / gas would go everywhere. I even left the door open for good measure, if the air bag deployed it would be important for that gas to escape into the atmosphere as it is highly irritant.
Anyway, battery time. Shaking with fear and my stomach churning, I picked up the negative terminal and attached it to the battery. I instantly heard the ignition tick tick tick and thought, ''6 second air bag test, will it or won't it? It hasn't gone yet, it hasn't gone yet, 6 seconds must be up by now? It hasn't exploded'' I then let out a very typical woman high pitched scream from excitement. I tightened up the terminal and then went into turn the key. The lights were all static. I couldn't remember if this was a good or bad sign. I turned the key off and then put the ignition back on, all lights remained static.
I then fired the ''old girl'' up and the air bag light went OUT.
The ABS sensor still sounded and flashed up with the typical ''car skidding on road'' symbol but so much for the 'now the passenger side is ''off'' and the air bag light remains the fault MUST be on the drivers side'' I am so pleased that with help, support and guidance I have done this job with my own fair hands. No asking someone to come and do it (I won't lie, there was a few times where I thought, I am well out of my depth, let's pay a professional to come and take over now) but I am glad I persisted because it HAS paid off. I may be FAR from a professional but everyone learns somewhere and I am on my journey of learning.
Thank you John, Lou and everyone else who has offered welcome support and advice.
Miss Pug 2001 - 2023.