Happy Birthday Steve

[jonsowman]

Happy birthday! All the best

[puggy]

Happy birthday Steve , sorry for being late but at my age rushing
about no longer excists in my vocabulary .
(bet you will be like that soon hehehe )

[jasper5]

Happy birthday, Steve!

[madmadmax]

pulling ticks is an art gentle pull whiles twisting anti-clockwise and what ever you do don't pull the head off cos it will go septic and you may have to have surgery any ways happy birthday

(i think it's anti-clockwise)

[scotty73]

(i think it's anti-clockwise)

So...He twists his bollocks to the left while holding the tick?

Left hand down Steve... You might want to reverse a little too.

[highlander]

twists his bollocks

Three words that don't belong together in any sentence. They combine into a phrase horrifying enough to make any grown man wince and whimper.

[Welly]

Bollock-twisting asside, there's a pattern developing already - and one of a mans vegetables being targeted by these blood-sucking parasites. The skin is thinner so makes for an easy target but what about the environment? warm? hidden? I think there's only one course of action: hair removal cream (a radius of about 225mm from the epicentre should do) and *tight* underpants rather than boxers.

Let us know how you get on.

[steve_earwig]

My brother said something similar about boxers and underpants, it is a thought but I'm a bit reluctant to go back to them. Anyway, that's what my mate wears so perhaps it doesn't make much difference (unless they're so tight they cut off circulation...)

pulling ticks is an art gentle pull whiles twisting anti-clockwise and what ever you do don't pull the head off cos it will go septic and you may have to have surgery any ways happy birthday

Even if you do have a bollock the size of a football

I've been told anti-clockwise too (Wiki says don't twist it at all, I wonder how many ticks whoever wrote that has removed ) but I always forget and turn it clockwise 'cos that's the way I've been taught to twist stuff, this was no different. It's getting back to normal today anyway.