Do I have a spiritual bond with my car?

[scotty73]

Mmm, notice my fuel economy?

I did, Soooo have we decided which one of you two is...err has the biggest dick yet?

[steve_earwig]

It'll be comparing scars next


(shamelessly pinched from b3ta )

[Welly]

Mmm, notice my fuel economy?

Mmm, notice my lack of cambelt oily-bath thingy, oh yes what's my cambelt change interval again? oh that's right 100,000 miles or 10 years

*trump card laid

[Bailes1992]

Mmm, notice my fuel economy?

Mmm, notice my lack of cambelt oily-bath thingy, oh yes what's my cambelt change interval again? oh that's right 100,000 miles or 10 years

*trump card laid

Notice my voice activated climate control?
Oh and its 125k/10 years!

[Welly]

Notice my 220, count them, 220 brake horse powers

[Welly]

Breaking News:

Local boy strangled after a 'pathetic' car top trumps game turned bad.

Local boy Richard Bailes, 17, was strangled by a co-forum member a court heard yesterday. The pair were seen arguing over claims of "who's is best" when things got out of control. The judge, when sentencing the accused (known as "Welly") said "you used an incredible amount of force to squeeze this young mans neck and all over your childish squablings about car specifications. I myself drive a 550bhp Mercedes AMG, are you going to strangle me too?".

A separate charge of Harassment was taken into account after Bailes girlfriend, who witnessed the ordeal, caught site of Mr Welly's Penis during the struggle. Welly had been wearing some Summer shorts and it was understood that the 'netting' commonly used inside had perished allowing his Penis to escape. The witness, who did not wish to be named, said "I saw what I thought was a Black Pudding or something poking out from the mans shorts but when I put my glasses on I realised what it was, I hadn't ever seen something of those proportions before and had to sit down to compose myself".

The case continues.

[lozz]

Edited, thread title,

[steve_earwig]

Nice! I'm wondering if I should change the first post so it appears on the forum page

[scotty73]

[Bailes1992]

You win Welly!

I just changed the headlight bulbs.

The S40/V50 there is a metal pin you remove and the headlight just slides out...

You'd have thought then that another car made my FoMoCo 6 years after the S40/V50 was released would have inhereted this awesome idea?

Actually, no!
You have to rundo 2 screws and bend the grill until the point of it almost snapping to get the headlight out. Or to put it in fords words... "Carefully pull the corner of the grille and bumper towards the front of the vehicle" - Ford Mondeo Owners Handbook (11/07) P63

[Welly]

You do know my little news stories are only in good humour, it's just that you seem to have quite a lot happening whereas I, err, don't

The Volvo headlights are a good idea like you say.

[lozz]

Nice! I'm wondering if I should change the first post so it appears on the forum page

Do it mate,

[Bailes1992]

You do know my little news stories are only in good humour, it's just that you seem to have quite a lot happening whereas I, err, don't

The Volvo headlights are a good idea like you say.

I'm only having a bit of banter too!
Wish I could come up with stuff like that

[Sonia406]

what you think or imagine,thats what you get

I just thought/ imagined/ thunk/ thoughted i had a 14" erection..... I'm still waiting damnit.

What's going to be the third fault then? Maybe this is your calling, forget ghost whisperer, we all need a car whisperer - someone who is preferably cheaper than diagnostics set - up