Sometimes it's just plain embarrasing.

[Bailes1992]

So tommorow I'm off to Nottingham for the weekend because my sister is off to see her friend.
Now her train ticket was going to be £76 so I offered to take her up for the weekend and Me and the Other half would go stay in a hotel for the weekend.

So I just phoned my sister up (She's in uni in Cardiff and I wanted a look at a map to work out where I'm going tommorow).

"Kate... Where we going tommorow then?"
"Well we're going to Olivias"
"Yeah I know but have you got an address?"
"We don't need one, it's only Olivias"
"But I have no idea where she is?"
"Oh... Yeah... I just though cause it was Olivias we'd know"

Bare in mind she's never been to Nottingham, she dosen't know where it is and somehow I'm supposed know exactly where her friend is staying

Hard to think she's doing a law degree

[lozz]

Typical women huh,


Nottingham is pretty big place, ive got my self lost there a few times,
Mind your self on the Motorways (with the loud pedal) over there mate, the coppers are keen as mustard,

[Bailes1992]

Yeah, and they love the 'ole Gantry speed cameras up there! Noticed a few driving through Newport every morning too which is annoying!

She just came out with another complete belter...

"What time we leaving tommorow then?"
"Well I expect to be on the motorway by 5"
"Oh thats okay then, I have to go get some stuff off Olivias Mum (who lives a stone throws away from us) at 5.30"

[lozz]

hard work aint they.
its like eating a bowl full of soup with fork,
ah well,just go with the flow mate,

[rwb]

Yep, watch it in Nottingham. The local authority have a pathological vendetta against motorists. For example there are even average speed cameras on the major routes round town.

[Doggy]

That's true, lots of em round the ring road. The locals certainly take them seriously.

[lozz]

Ive heard theyre using asystem called Speed spike over there, (New Device.)
not sure who that works but its supposed to be sneaky,

[Sonia406]

We have a new speed ticker in Swindon...

We also have ones where if ANYONE in the 'zone' is speeding, the set of traffic lights change to red; thus everyone then seeks out who was speeding and will of course, no doubt lead to many a road rage scenes.........

Not all us women are like that......

[steve_earwig]

Ive heard theyre using asystem called Speed spike over there, (New Device.)
not sure who that works but its supposed to be sneaky,

If you're speeding a big spike comes out the ground and impales the driver? I can't wait for the cops to realise how much money they could be making and implement some of this crap here. I've been told there's one fixed camera in ZG but I've not seen it, only muppets taking pictures with mobile cameras & stopping cars further up (like what they done to me just before Christas, happy crimbo to you too, cnut )

[steve_earwig]

Btw I just noticed: embarrassing. Sam, sometimes your spelling is just plain...

[puggy]

We have a new speed ticker in Swindon...

We also have ones where if ANYONE in the 'zone' is speeding, the set of traffic lights change to red; thus everyone then seeks out who was speeding and will of course, no doubt lead to many a road rage scenes.........

Not all us women are like that......

How does that work ? you trigger the camera and the traffic lights you are approaching
instantly turn to red ??

[Welly]

Btw I just noticed: embarrassing. Sam, sometimes your spelling is just plain...

I'll change it with my ubber moderator skillz.....

[Doggy]

Btw I just noticed: embarrassing. Sam, sometimes your spelling is just plain...

I'll change it with my uber moderator skillz.....

...Don't mention it.

[Welly]

Grrrrrr.

[Bailes1992]

I wis I had über moderator skills