I don't mind Christmas, I just wish they'd stop showing all these religious programs on the telly, they're very dull (yeah, I know

)
I'm with Welly on the cheap gift idea, why do we need to spend a small fortune on garbage nobody wants every year? I've long since released all my family and friends from the necessity of buying me anything, which leaves me free to buy nothing for them as well. I'm not a cheap bastard though, if my wife wants/needs something then I'll buy it for her (providing she can justify it in writing

) and I don't need any specific event to force me into doing it.
Actually, what I've said for many years is, rather than try to guess what everyone wants, at Christmas we should buy our own selves something that
we want, but couldn't really justify the expense. Or nothing, if that's what we want. If everyone did this then we could all go around symbolically thanking everyone else and no-one would need to feel guilty or short-changed.
I can't see why this wouldn't work for birthdays too - "Happy birthday! What did you get yourself?" "I got me a 3 speed vibrating pencil sharpener with floor polisher and dildo attachments, it's fantastic - thankyou!"