The Wife's New Car

Playtime_Fontayne · Post by **Playtime_Fontayne** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:10 pm

Topmotor Dai, my dad has the same stereo in his Mundaneo ,sounds fantastic!

Post by **Welly** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:37 pm

The new Focus is 6ft wide have you had any problems with this?

And Dai, is your poor Puggy been relegated to the exposed bit of your drive

Dai, is there any more adjustment on that drivers seat

Post by **DaiRees** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:12 pm

Welton wrote:The new Focus is 6ft wide have you had any problems with this?

Well she hasn't smashed any mirrors or wings off it yet, but the week is still young

Welton wrote:And Dai, is your poor Puggy been relegated to the exposed bit of your drive[/b]

I appreciate your concern mate, but worry ye not, the carport roof is plenty long enough to completely cover both vehicles and still leave space to open the up-and-over garage door (as long as they're parked properly)

. Incorrect parking results in exposed rear screen and the potential to hit doors against the roof supports

. You also risk catching the bumper / bonnet when openning the garage door, could be very nasty

.

Speaking of which, she stopped about a foot short of her mark yesterday

, which meant that when I got home from work I drove straight into the back of it!

No damage though, 'twas just a tap

Welton wrote:Dai, is there any more adjustment on that drivers seat

What can I say mate? She's small but perfectly formed!

NIZ - stop reading here!

Actually 'twas our 8th anniversary yesterday, which means that we've been together for nearly 17 years - I think having a Mrs that still gives you the horn after 17 years and 2 kids is something of an achievement these days

Post by **Welly** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:24 pm

The parking attendant wrote: I appreciate your concern mate, but worry ye not, the carport roof is plenty long enough to completely cover both vehicles and still leave space to open the garage door (as long as they're parked properly) . Incorrect parking results in exposed rear screen and the potential to hit doors against the roof supports

Speaking of which, she stopped about a foot short of her mark yesterday , which meant that when I got home from work I drove straight into the back of it!

I know what your saying here Dai. My missus always parks in front of 'my' garage instead of 'hers'

I can often be found out later at night starting up both vehicles and putting them away in their correct side of the garage

Then later...

The Stud Muffin wrote:Actually 'twas our 8th anniversary yesterday, which means that we've been together for nearly 17 years - I think having a Mrs that still gives you the horn after 17 years and 2 kids is something of an achievement these days

TOO MUCH INFO THERE, JUST TOO MUCH

Post by **DaiRees** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:39 pm

Welton wrote:TOO MUCH INFO THERE, JUST TOO MUCH

What? Didn't you want to know it was our anniversary?

Captain Jack · Post by **Captain Jack** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:45 pm

DaiRees wrote: What can I say mate? She's small but perfectly formed!

Well me being a 26yo perv, I think pics are in order :p

Blue406 · Post by **Blue406** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:52 pm

Captain Jack wrote:
DaiRees wrote: What can I say mate? She's small but perfectly formed!
Well me being a 26yo perv, I think pics are in order :p

I agree

PICS!

Post by **DaiRees** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:56 pm

Don't cheek your elders you rowdy rabble - bloody kids!

What more pics of the car? no problem lads

Captain Jack · Post by **Captain Jack** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:57 pm

DaiRees wrote:What more pics of the car? no problem lads

Well, your car may be well enough formed, but it's not exactly small.... Unless... er... never mind...

Blue406 · Post by **Blue406** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:19 pm

The schmord Freakus has a fat arse... does the wifie also?

Post by **DaiRees** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:39 pm

Blue406 wrote:The schmord Freakus has a fat arse... does the wifie also?

It's not fat, it's nicely rounded

neildavies · Post by **neildavies** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 5:14 pm

DaiRees wrote:which meant that when I got home from work I drove straight into the back of it!

Dai Mun!! What are you like!

neildavies · Post by **neildavies** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 5:17 pm

Sorry, just read that post and realised it sounds like Dai drove into Mrs Dai's arse.

I of course knew he meant the focus and will not be joining in the horny arse wifey banter, as I know the said Mrs Rees.

As you were....

Benner · Post by **Benner** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 5:19 pm

Its amazing how these topics can evolve. How the hell did we end up here?!?!

Post by **Welly** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 5:36 pm

Benner wrote:Its amazing how these topics can evolve. How the hell did we end up here?!?!

It's called 406.oc thats why, it's always been like this.

You should wait till we start editing each others photo's...that was a right old laugh last time