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Essexdad · Post by **Essexdad** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 7:24 pm

Could try asking Mr.Bighorn (see below) 'spose :
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Post by **DaiRees** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 7:27 pm

Naughty Boy Cap'n!

(although Neil's description couldn't be further from Mrs Dai actually!)

Captain Jack · Post by **Captain Jack** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:04 pm

DaiRees wrote:Naughty Boy Cap'n!

(although Neil's description couldn't be further from Mrs Dai actually!)

Oh really... let's see...

So she's not single, not local, not desperate, bad sense of humour, small chested and likes neither dining out nor sex?

Quite a catch you got there, Dai

Post by **Welly** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:41 am

sh*t, were back to normal adds again (if you can call wedding photography and paintballing normal)

You know all this thought about easter has brought back memories.......

~~ [flickering flashback] ~~

me melting some chocolate over a big titted woman and then licking it off yeah....we were naked and sexy and local and single and wanted a bit of fun yeah, that's a real FETISH that is.

*waits*

Post by **DaiRees** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:55 am

Gaysingles.co.uk & How Italian are you....

Speaking of fetish, my mate Jeff is a swinger, likes to attend wife swapping parties where the ladies all dress in leather, rubber or PVC and they partake in plenty of bondage, spanking, whipping sex games and general S&M. Actually he's been cheating on fiancee for 4 years with his mistress (and many others of course), and now he's eventually broke it off, he's cheating on his mistress with his ex-fiancee

Only in the world of the swinger

Post by **Welly** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:58 am

There's something that disturbs me about walking into a room (full of fat frumpy married swinger types) with a raging stalk-on and saying ''right, who's first''

neildavies · Post by **neildavies** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:05 pm

I'm with you on those thoughts Welton. All seems a bit seedy and desperate. Also, as you've said, I'll bet none of them are stunners, very much the opposite probably.

Also can't understand why someone would get off on knowing someone else is knobbing your wife!

And leather and whips just don't do it for me.

Post by **Welly** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:21 pm

neildavies wrote:And leather and whips just don't do it for me.

I hate that kind of stuff. I don't even think much to suspenders and stockings

Just a thong and a nice white bra will do for my women.

I particularly like the kind of underwear worn by Sexy Local Women, looking for Friendship (possibly more).

Post by **DaiRees** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:52 pm

Well now the reason old Jeff is such a successful swinger is that he has absolutely no standards. He will shag anything! I mean I've seen fish stop swimming when he walks in the room....

When questioned about this he responds that most swingers take the rough with the smooth, the result of this is that he's had some real mingers, but he's also had a few stunners

He proudly displays photos of all his conquests around the office (on the swingers sites), and I've no reason to disbelieve any of what he shows us because he really does show us the rough as well as the smooth. I'd do about a third of the ones he's done

!.

By the way his mistress would just make it into the top third, and his ex-fiancee is truely planted in the bottom third (yes we've all seen nude pics of both of those too

), so the lad's done well!

Seems to me that swinging is just a way for ugly people to get lots of sex. I must say though lads it really isn't for me. Many a time I get reports of him banging some bloke's mrs while the bloke is banging his bird in the same room, even on the same bed sometimes

! - it's just not right!

And watching your bird go through half a dozen blokes in one night at a party??? Er, thanks but no thanks!

Post by **DaiRees** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:56 pm

By the way, statistically 1 in 120 people in the UK swing, so that means there are about 8 of us who do it. Welly? Captain? Come on folks don't be shy. Let's hear the stories....

Captain Jack · Post by **Captain Jack** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:58 pm

Sadly, Dai, I am not one of the 120... Sorry to disappoint... Welton on the other hand, will have smoe stories to tell I am sure

Post by **Welly** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 3:43 pm

You aint seen me, roight.