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dirtydirtydiesel · Post by **dirtydirtydiesel** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:00 pm

iZ neerLY fel offf me Char

soZ 2 mutch wite Lightnin

Post by **Doggy** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 10:36 pm

I wouldn't worry too much, Tuesday's gentle breeze seemed to unsettle said welly, I'm sure he'll got over it soon.
After all, has he not kept you tucked up and comfy these five or so years since he unloaded* his 406 on a passing french couple?

Post by **Welly** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 7:10 am

Good morning forum friends, he's asleep again now.

Last night he said he wanted to make me a "nice hat" and dress me up with some decent "wedding tackle" that's nice as I've always wanted to get married just like my cousin Wilfred in 2003 what a day that was pheww...

Anyway, I can't see for myself so what do I look like now Welly has kindly dressed me after all these years?

And what does NSFW mean please???

Hi There!

dirtydirtydiesel · Post by **dirtydirtydiesel** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 7:20 pm

Fear not, welton is going through a funny faze due to the lack of alcohol in his system

I am sure things will soon be back to normal

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p.s I'm off it's beer o'clock

Post by **steve_earwig** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 8:25 pm

Nice art skillz there Welly

I've been oot and a boot all day, so it's almost bed o'clock for me.

hugh · Post by **hugh** » Mon Apr 06, 2015 9:53 am

This actually looks like an exquisite item. I was thinking of buying something similar from the local market to impress friends (and help me remember which key starts the car). Is it actually for sale?

Post by **Welly** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 7:33 am

It is an exquisite Key Ring of the highest order, think of it as the Ferrero Rocher of key rings. The one for sale is a 57 reg and has been kept in a felt-lined presentation boxlette and protected from UV radiation.

In the interests of fair representation I am open to reasonable offers. Once we agree the transaction this master piece will be lovingly packaged and posted using the very finest Post Office service directly to your door.

Happy bidding

Post by **Doggy** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 12:47 pm

I think that means yes.

406oc.co.uk

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