"I never look under there, the Garage do all that sort of thing" he said.
"Well you're just a twat then" my brain said but my mouth said "oh right, I've always checked my cars over, wouldn't want to get stuck somewhere you know"
"do you not have breakdown cover?"

I'll let you imagine the rest but is this most motorists now? couldn't care less about what goes on under the bonnet? or don't know what they'd need to look at anyway?
I feel sorry for kids who miss out on the oily bits of motoring like this or are manufacturers partly to blame for giving us dipstick-less cars and TP monitoring etc?
Oh and I hope his new Euroshitbox throws the Aux belt today
