***** HAPPY NEW...

[steve_earwig]

trousers

Not another bloody year, they're starting to make a humming noise as they woosh past.

[binnzy]

Every one I see is another year I've survived

[GingerMagic]

I see it as another year my kids have survived......

[Doggy]

..and my kid's kids.

[Welly]

Who made my face wrinkle like that?

And why do I wake up injured when I went to bed ok?

And why can't I be arsed to do stuff?

[steve_earwig]

Wrinkles I can cope with, it's the decreasing foliage that bothers me. Plus I couldn't be asked to shave while I've been Mr. Crappy and my beard is almost entirely white

Yep, go to bed fine, wake up with a sprained something. We must thrash about uncontrollably while we're dreaming or somemink.

And why can't I be arsed to do stuff?

That too, I know I'm a lazy sod but this is ridiculous. The yoyo still has the Yoko spare on it from the flat I had back in, what was it September? I should have put the Michi back on, or rotate the tyres like I was thinking about but no, nothing. I should have fixed the grouting on the terrace but there's always time isn't there? Right up until it was too late. 2 water butts full of ice... And remember, it's the job that you put off doing today that will bite you on the arse tomorrow!

[Doggy]

I've got that tee shirt too, just can be asked looking for it.
Wrinkles, loss of foliage and grey/white facial hair don't bother me. I'd just like some knees that work properly.
TBH though most times I'm 100% OK and grateful for it.

2016 ended better than it started for me and I feel positive about 2017

I hope you all have a good 'un.