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Welly
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niz406 wrote:izit???? fo' real?????

dat iz well bad, if u is gonna go 4 40's you need to make sure dem biyatches is slim, tis bad enough thay is gonna be droppy wiv'out tha rolls... nuff said...!
yeah but i likes dem 40'z pieces cos day iz well horny and da aint got all da mix up brainz like da young onez. Da older onez can make like bucketz fulz of da batterz an ya slipz in ded fast wivout da 4-playz
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neildavies wrote:
Welton wrote:unfeasably large Peni and testiculas
Is that the plural for many Penis's? or a made up word.
Well, young man, if you were flicking through the pages of a naked mens magazine surely you would witness many Peni?

neildavies wrote: (What the hell, my tpopic seems to have gone well 'off', so if you can't beat 'em.....)
Yeah yur spelinz all f*cked up too.
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Welton wrote: yeah but i likes dem 40'z pieces cos day iz well horny and da aint got all da mix up brainz like da young onez. Da older onez can make like bucketz fulz of da batterz an ya slipz in ded fast wivout da 4-playz
4 real... but dat means dat u getz the drippy balls.... unless de 40's gonna dry'em for ya, if u know what I is sayin :D Sum of em ave mixed up brainz, well me finks thats jus cuz they is married too lmao...

Bruv u gotta love da 4play, otherwise it just aint right aiiight... me like dem bitches to squirt first before me slippin it in... no what i'm sayin?
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me mate dave got hiz missuz doin da skwert fing and day blue up da telly innit :lol:
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wickid..... but at leest the insurence would cova a new plasma innit?
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Welton wrote:hehehe.....me mate dave wuz cort by iz missuz stretchin da monkie wiv da copy of rustler de over day.

she sed why dun he like her norks and fuzz box no more and why you haff to luk at der slags in dat mag fing you lookin at.

she whipped da mag away an found a copy ov over-40's plus underneef :shock: she sed duz you like me mumz now she is well fat and stuff
OK, headache time again....
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