This time then I set about a new and interesting way of dealing with this particular shitty job.
This morning I went to my mechanic, who sloshed in a bottle of Forte Flush into the hot engine and we let it idle for 15 mins or so then he made me a cuppa and we chatted about cars for a while...

He whipped the old filter off in no time with his strap/socket doodad and rammed loads of rags down there to protect the compressor and to stop the mess.
Now to get the beast up on those ramps and drain the sump. We agreed to leave my 'Heath Robinson' fixed undertray alone and simply let the oil piss out over the back of the tray for later cleaning up.
*Ooh, better stand back a bit in case any oil splashes on my clothes, that would be awfull...

All finished, and with 4.5ltrs of new 10W/40 semi-syn and a purflux filter we chatted some more - over a nice cuppa

There, job done, and I did naff all

The cost? £40.00

Now that's what I call an oil change.
Fin.