Read what a Woman thinks of the 406.....

Post by **Welly** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:43 pm

Just found a review, written by a woman, about the 406 and it's really strange

Have a read and you'll see:

406 Rapier Anti-Climax review of evAr

Typical of a woman:

"I love it, you can change the 'song' with a stalky thing and make the seat go up and down, there's even a button to press if you drive past some smelly cows"

*something minor goes wrong

"I hate it I hate it"

Post by **steve_earwig** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:55 pm

The dozy bint wrote:it really is a lovely car but it is just not right for me

There's no knob on the dash she can pull out to hang her handbag on.

Post by **DaiRees** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 1:00 pm

There is an oil level light that will tell you exactly how much oil there is in the filter.

Silly bint!

Eric · Post by **Eric** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 4:08 pm

Surprised her review didn't read simply like this....

"I like the colour."

Why is it that the conversation with your other half goes like this.

Mrs: I saw a really nice car today
Me: What was it?
Mrs: It was sporty
Me: What was it?
Mrs: It was a bit like the one so and so in a soap opera you've never watched drives.
Me: What.... Was.... it!?!

Mrs: It was red.

TooT · Post by **TooT** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 6:36 pm

The bint wrote:The next day I took it out. It was really nice to drive and I felt really posh

Then in the conclusion

The bint wrote:I just don't like the feel of it to drive it is not the nicest of cars to drive but it is a nice car.

Nice, not nice, nice. Make up your damn mind.

GeordieBoy · Post by **GeordieBoy** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 6:51 pm

Women man, they opinions mean nothing.

They should stick to what they good at, making food, tidying up & lying in bed like rigomortus has set in while getting humped.

Post by **Welly** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:56 pm

Doo-Yoo Woman wannabee Top Gear presenter wrote:It comes with Automatic Visibility Programme which can rapidly clear the windows in case you want to get hot steamy.

Oooooo-Kayyyyy

she also wrote:My husband had a really good look over the car, we decided to buy it.

Oh...I can see what kind of woman you are now

I suppose you drive a Bini Cooper now

Post by **DaiRees** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:10 pm

GeordieBoy wrote:They should stick to what they good at, making food, tidying up & lying in bed like rigomortus has set in while getting humped.

I think that tells us more about Mrs GB than women in general !

Post by **steve_earwig** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 10:06 pm

Wait, are there no women here at all?

ok

What the definition of housewife?

Something you screw on the bed and it does the washing up. Badoom tish.

STALLED · Post by **STALLED** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 3:50 am

Interesting from an "owners" perspetive.....the thing is, I know plenty of chicks who love the 406

mjb · Post by **mjb** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:08 am

supafrisk wrote:B*llocks

Cheeky barstewards...

Supa, you weren't up in Manchester yesterday were you? I was having a fag break at work and saw a black D9 HDi with a non-manchester taxi license plate thing being driven/thrown quite "enthusiastically" into the multistorey by a woman. Quite a rare occurance...

Post by **Welly** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:23 am

mjb wrote:
supafrisk wrote:B*llocks

Cheeky barstewards...
FIXORED:
Supa, you weren't up in Manchester yesterday were you? I was doing f*ck all because I am finishing soon and don't give a toss at work and saw a black D9 HDi with a non-manchester taxi license plate thing being driven/thrown quite "enthusiastically" into the multistorey by a woman. Quite a rare occurance...

mjb · Post by **mjb** » Sun Oct 14, 2007 8:05 am

Actually it was just a short fag break... in between pub breaks ;)