Where did your user name come from?

[teamster1975]

You were a little drunk here, weren't you?

It's the Speckled Hen that's to blame!

[puggy]

teamster!! have you been interfering with that hen again ???
you have already been told its a criminal offence dirty boy

[Welly]

You were a little drunk here, weren't you?

It's the Speckled Hen that's to blame!

Whenever someone says "good health" they are usually plastered it's the same people who say "I love you" to their mates, or even their own wives

[teamster1975]

teamster!! have you been interfering with that hen again ???
you have already been told its a criminal offence dirty boy

I couldn't help it, they were nice and cold wanting to be opened!

Whenever someone says "good health" they are usually plastered it's the same people who say "I love you" to their mates, or even their own wives

I'm not ashamed of that Mr Welton

[johnfoss]

johnfoss

john = christian name
foss = surname

Not very origonal I know, but I'm Cornish and drive an artic for a living

[biglamb]

BIGLAMB sirname = lamb and i am rather big take that how you will.
lock stock is my film any quote!, i just love it.go on ask me anything

[teamster1975]

BIGLAMB sirname = lamb and i am rather big take that how you will.
lock stock is my film any quote!, i just love it.go on ask me anything

It's a deal, it's a steal, in fact it's sale of the farking century! In fact Nicholarse I think I'm gonna keep it!
Brilliant film,I love Snatch too (Take that how you will! )

[mjb]

It's a deal, it's a steal, in fact it's sale of the farking century! In fact Nicholarse I think I'm gonna keep it!
Brilliant film,I love Snatch too (Take that how you will! )

Cheeeeeeal Winstahhhhn!

One of my favourite ever quotes - next to 'he slimed me''

[teamster1975]

How about some spaceballs quotes Matt?

"I see your schwarz is as big as mine!"
And have you got up to "Ludicrous Speed" in the V6 yet?

[mjb]

"What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?"

"Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power, and I have both!"

"You idiots! These aren't them! You've captured their stunt doubles!"

[teamster1975]

Pizza the Hut That thing looked horrible!

[DaiRees]

I love Snatch too (Take that how you will! )

I personally thought Snatch was even better than Lock Stock, so many classic quotes I'm overwhelmed....


Turkish: For every action, there is a reaction. And a Pikey reaction... is quite a f*cking thing.

Tommy: We've lost Gorgeous George.
Brick Top: Shhh. You're going to have to repeat that.
Tommy: We've lost Gorgeous George.
Brick Top: Well, where'd you lose him? He ain't a set of f*cking car keys, is he? And it ain't as if he's incon-f*cking-spicuous now, is it?

Mickey: Dya like dags?

Sol: Wot's that?
Vinny: Heh heh, This is a shotgun Sol
Sol: It's a f*cking anti-aircraft gun Vincent!

Doug the Head: What are you doing?
Jewish Boy: Free country innit?
Doug: Yes, but it's not a free shop is it so f*ck off!

Turkish: It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey was a gypsy bare-knuckle boxing champion. Which makes him harder than a coffin nail.

[teamster1975]

BrickTop: "Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible count... me"

Avi: "Shut up and sit down, you big, bald fark. I don't like leaving my own country, Doug, and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less then warm sandy beaches, and cocktails with little straw hats. "

Superb

[biglamb]

Brick top is gonna exploit the situation, hes gonna pull my pants down, grease me up and aim for penatration.

Ow is that im?
i dunno,
well, how many fingers did he av?
Ow im sorry, i dindnt get the Bi - noculaaars out in time.

tyrone, you silly fat barrstard.

why do they call him the bullet dodger?
cos he dodges fuckin bullets


quick tommy before ze gurmans get here.

[teamster1975]

I know what I'll be watching tonight!