Stupid stalk

[Welly]

Lowering one's sperm count?

[steve_earwig]

So you get a hot arsehole? Might smell a bit...

[mjb]

I actually meant firing the passenger one up on a very hot day when you have an arsehole sat next to you

Oh wow that's... GENIUS!

[teamster1975]

Mine don't work

[mjb]

Make them work - you don't know what you're missing out on. I really wish I'd gotten around to fixing the ones on the tubby now, they really do add a whole new dimension to things

[puggy]

makes you bounce up and down does it supa ! no doubt you have
put that little trick to other good uses

[puggy]

[teamster1975]

So, err, yes CJ. If you want to fit your spare stalk and pop the other in the post I'll do the repair

[Captain Jack]

So, err, yes CJ. If you want to fit your spare stalk and pop the other in the post I'll do the repair

Yep, thanks for the offer Will replace it at the weekend and post the patient to you.

[teamster1975]

So, err, yes CJ. If you want to fit your spare stalk and pop the other in the post I'll do the repair

Yep, thanks for the offer Will replace it at the weekend and post the patient to you.

What have I let myself in for!
I'll take some piccies during the operation with expletive captions

[teamster1975]

Hang on, if it's a D8, it only costs £34 for a new one
Undo two or three screws holding the cowling, drop the steering rake and unplug. Et voila..

Now now, that's not the point supa
Why buy a new one when you can fix it? I was in the sh1t when my one broke cos I couldn't get a replacement in time and needed the car, so I took it apart and tinkered! You've probably gathered I enjoy fixing things

[Captain Jack]

Hang on, if it's a D8, it only costs £34 for a new one ..

.....which I'd rather spend on beer

[teamster1975]

Hang on, if it's a D8, it only costs £34 for a new one ..

.....which I'd rather spend on beer

Speckled Hen or Tanglefoot will do nicely!