my car is my lover (wtf)

[lawsys406t]

what the f*&k is anyone else watching or watched my car is my lover on channel 5 omg unbeliveable lol lol lol

[DaiRees]

Thought that was some kind of confession there mate

No I didn't watch it and by the sounds of it I think I'm glad

[Eric]

I recorded it so will watch it tonight.
I love the way TV exposes the most freaky of freaks for our amusement

[Huwbie]

I recorded it so will watch it tonight.
I love the way TV exposes the most freaky of freaks for our amusement

Only saw 5 minutes but boy oh boy - beware suspicious stains that's all I'm going to say...

[Welly]

When my car is clean I keep looking back at it in the car park and I did "pat" the bonnet once whilst praising it's reliable service to a friend.

OK - I admit it, I Love my car




*breaks down in tears*

[puggy]

well if it is confession time , i do take sneeky admiring glances at it
through the front window when it has been cleaned i also feel warm
inside if someone passes a favourable comment or get a girding in my loins
when i put my foot down

[DaiRees]

OK - I admit it, I Love my car

Yeah lot's of us love our cars Welly, but you don't really love you car, do you ?

[TooT]

I saw the advert for it, that was enough to make me avoid that channel.

Im not sure if ive ever loved any of my cars. Its a pretty strong word.

[lawsys406t]

Thought that was some kind of confession there mate

No I didn't watch it and by the sounds of it I think I'm glad

lol it was a weird one actualy it was plain just F7CKED up. perfect wedensday night viewing

[jimmartin1]

well i know people joke about it nd stuf but s**gging an exhaust pipe aint my idea of sexual pleasure

[mypugscool]

i saw first five mins and just thought oh thats just not right then as i watched more its like they need shooting, and beetles of all things and i cant watch airwolf any more knowing he did his jollies over it weirdos

[DannyBoy]

Sharing your "love seed" with the object of your affection? And your problem is.........?

[Eric]

What an awesome program! lol

Ok, lets be honest if you love cars then yes they are sexual things - they were designed to be sexual in their own way to make men buy them.
The power, curves, comfort, the way they go through life with you ever since you were 17 (I'm sure everyone can remember a special car at a special time.) they protect us when we are on the road and excite us when we want it.
We also have to care for them, and when we clean them they have smooth paintwork and curves you run your hands over.
It is a relationship with cars very much like with a member of the opposite sex in a way.

It's easy to see how someone could get hooked up on that.

Would I ever do anything sexual with a car... f*ck no, that's just wrong in so many ways

[teamster1975]

Would I ever do anything sexual with a car... f*ck no, that's just wrong in so many ways

And the only obvious orifice is the exhaust pipe!

[DannyBoy]

Not if you've got the Peugeot alloy's with the seven holes! Did I mention I was selling a set!