my car is my lover (wtf)

[lawsys406t]

Sharing your "love seed" with the object of your affection? And your problem is.........?

lol

[TooT]

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And the only obvious orifice is the exhaust pipe!

What about the air in-take hose, stick your lad in, give it some revs and hey presto a bit of suction too

Maybe ive thought about this too much

[DaiRees]

You really need to get out more Toot!

[DannyBoy]

Has anybody considered that their car might actually be male?

[teamster1975]

What about the air in-take hose, stick your lad in, give it some revs and hey presto a bit of suction too

You'd have to be careful not to catch a bollock in it!

[DaiRees]

Has anybody considered that their car might actually be male?

I don't think any machines are male are they?

[puggy]

They breakdown and can be tempremental so they must be female

[teamster1975]

They breakdown and can be tempremental so they must be female

And to cap it all off they cost you a lot of money!

[steve_earwig]

Yet they say the Ford Edsel sold so badly because it had a grille shaped like the female pudenda

[teamster1975]

Yet they say the Ford Edsel sold so badly because it had a grille shaped like the female pudenda

You'd have to watch out for the rad fan! (If it had one!)

[Captain Jack]

WTF?!

I am glad I am away not to watch whatever disgust they keep showing on C5!

[Welly]

Yet they say the Ford Edsel sold so badly because it had a grille shaped like the female pudenda

They should hae made a male version too

[steve_earwig]

Here ya go

Actually, I had a nice week, I drove halfway across the country 3 times, my fuel consumption's down to 6,5l/100km, visited some really nice places and only nearly got wiped out twice. I even visited a cave where the year-round temperature is the same as I set my heating - 8 degs C - I felt quite at home. I suppose I should post some pics.

[Welly]

only nearly got wiped out twice

Now that is a good week

Piccies would be good too

[teamster1975]

Have all the relatives gone home now then Steve?