Feel a c*nt

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Feel a c*nt

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Seeing as how there's not much going on just now (how dare you all have lives :frown: ) apart from the poor bloke with dump valve issues (which I know sod all about, sorry), I thought I'd stick this on here.
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This is your typical Croatian "must overtake everything" deathwish nutcase, who, despite the large number of roadworks (nice try guys but you missed all the bits that actually needed doing) decided that he was more important than everyone else. I had to laugh when the queue of cars he was overtaking turned out to be sitting at a red light and he had to stand on the brakes, I was hoping there'd be a nice artic coming the other way but no such luck and, sadly, the road crew waived him to the front when the lights changed. Never mind, he'll get his.

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wot a tosser ( no not you steve :cheesy: ) , there is never a huge tractor or truck coming the other way when nobs like that try overtaking but when you need to overtake a granny doing 20 mph they r everywhere :evil:
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It's like that around Slough and Heathrow every day :D :D

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darrenwall wrote:wot a tosser ( no not you steve :cheesy: ) , there is never a huge tractor or truck coming the other way when nobs like that try overtaking but when you need to overtake a granny doing 20 mph they r everywhere :evil:
Tell me about it, when I try anything like this there's generally somethng coming my way at speed and I have to duck back in sharpish but these guys, I dunno what it is but it's like they've got some sort of 6th sense - even overtaking on blind bends there's nothing coming the other way :frown:
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He can't be a c*nt cos they're useful for something :wink:
I heard a classic the other day, bloke barging through roadworks and drove through some wet tar; splattered all over his car :twisted: The best thing is there was nothing he could do about it because he'd gone inside the cones to jump the queue :cheesy:
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darrenwall wrote:wot a tosser ( no not you steve :cheesy: ) , there is never a huge tractor or truck coming the other way when nobs like that try overtaking but when you need to overtake a granny doing 20 mph they r everywhere :evil:
Sorry people, we're just trying to do our job, honest :lol:

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Ah so you're a good source for cheap baccy then Simon! :wink: :cheesy:
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teamster1975 wrote:Ah so you're a good source for cheap baccy then Simon! :wink: :cheesy:
:shock: :lol: :lol:
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Here comes another one... Not actually dangerous but thoughtless beyond belief
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"I think I'll just stop here and block this road off while I wait for my mate to come out the bar" :evil:
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Seems a lot of the drivers in your neck of the woods are mostly braindead Steve!
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In England I used to drive aggresivly at times, here it's impossible, about 75% of the drivers are complete imbeciles and you have to watch out for someone doing truly stupid all the time you're behind the wheel.
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steve_earwig wrote:In England I used to drive aggresivly at times, here it's impossible, about 75% of the drivers are complete imbeciles and you have to watch out for someone doing truly stupid all the time you're behind the wheel.
Sod riding a bike out there! :shock:
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They get squished at a phenominal rate, unfortunatly. There's regularly something on the news and I get that "you're never getting on that thing again" look :( It's not just the drivers either, the roads are pretty awful, masses of potholes (a bit like Hackney), overbanding to excess, registers and drains all over the shop and poor drainage so water flows across the roads, usually leaving masses of sand and gravel on bends.

I really need to flog the TDM and get something a little less top-heavy, I really don't feel good on gravel. Maybe a trailie so I can avoid the roads altogether...
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steve_earwig wrote:Maybe a trailie so I can avoid the roads altogether...
Sounds like it'd be a whole lot safer!
1996 406 1.8LX Got a bad case of hydro lock!
1996 406 Executive 2.0 Turbo XU10J2TE No longer hangin' on in there :(
1997 Honda CB500V
2003 Volvo V40 1.8 GDi SE killed by a nutter in a beemer 5 series
2008 Mondeo 2.0 TDCi Titanium X

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