I've got 2kg of pig's hearts in the fridge here, he's welcome to a couple if it'll help him join the human race.
I've had loads of problems with bad membrane switches in remotes, so when they stop working I give the buttons a good heavy press, just in case.
I have 3 cats so... You can bath them in the toilet, just pop 'em in and put the lid down. Put shampoo in the cistern before you flush it, then when it's filled again flush it again to rinse. Or you can put them in a pillow case and bung 'em in the washing machine, hand wash only mind, you wouldn't want to injure tiddles
