Welly's off on his Hols (again)

[Welly]

Next week I shall be in Majorca (Alcudia) for a week with Mrs Welly and the tea pot lids this time no car hire or anything just a week of mooching about in the Sun (hopefully) and generally doing sod all

Look after yourselves won't you

Welly

[teamster1975]

You lucky swine! We haven't been away this year, can't afford it!
Have a brilliant time matey, enjoy that warm sunshine!

[Welly]

We had no Holidays for 5 years between 2001 and 2006 this year we've stayed with relatives in Alcante for 1 week and next week's jaunt is courstesy of Mrs Welly's mum & dad so just need spendo's (bloody £1,000.00 spendo's )

[teamster1975]

next week's jaunt is courstesy of Mrs Welly's mum & dad

Time to have a chat with the outlaws!

[steve_earwig]

I got a letter from a friend the other morning
He says it's hot down by Montego Bay
I got the point and now I think it's finally dawning
Yeah, yeah, I got to get away
I got to take myself a permanent vacation
The sky's the limit but my plane won't fly
My nose is clean lordie don't need no sedation
Yeah, yeah, and that's the reason why
I really need it, really, really, need St. Tropez
I want a tan where the sun it never shines
I really need it, really, really, need St. Tropez
You best believe it that I got to get away
I got a sister man she really got a pin head
She think she kinky but she can't get straight
She say she livin' but I kinda think she brain dead
Just excess baggage on a late night freight
I gotta take me on a permanent vacation
The girl's be cummin' down in Cayman Brack
I gotta hand it to a firm situation
Yeah, yeah, I got to cut me some slack

Have fun!!

[teamster1975]

Nice bit of Aerosmith

[puggy]

Have fun welly ,and piccies please

[Welly]

Well I'm back! think I might struggle to read all 114 threads since last visit though

The weather was shyte, out of 7 full days we had 1 nice day (the last day of the holiday ) and 2 half-days of sun oh and Mrs Welly was blowing chunks for England for 3 days upon arrival

Anyways I happened across this specimen and funnily enough I only saw one or two 406's in Majorca and usually just the odd Taxi estate I kept seeing about maybe the 406 is dying off in Spain now?

You should avert your eyes if you're sensitive as this 406 has been slightly breathed on up by Senor Baz unfortunately























Not too bad up front


Oops, Senor Baz has been a bit generous with the Chromazo and has fitted Tintazo Filmazos to the rears I daren't take a pic of the interior but is was a mish-mash of stick on tat and nasty "racing" seat covers


Grrrrrr.....

[teamster1975]

Welcome back Welly! Hope you got to relax despite the weather!

[Welly]

TBH it was shyte and I was glad to be home.

I tell you one thing - I am NEVER staying in an "aparthotel" or whatever again

The noise was horrific! Mr and Mrs Wales on the Kareoke (que: "Sweet Caroline" again) their 4 (or 6) kids running riot along my corridor screaming and knocking doors.

Mr and Mrs "second honeymoon" next door stuffing the f*ck out of their headboard que: "Ooo- arrr - ooo - arrr mmm- mmmm- arrrr"

And the rain played havoc with the already overloaded drainage system requiring a strong stomach each time you passed a manhole, inspection cover, grate or whatever

I don't suppose the bad weather helped my soul but I aint doing those kind of holidays again being shepherded here and there on a coach, stay in a room only just left by the previous dirty sods, uncomfy beds I want freedom, quality and piece. Fin.

Nice to be back here, have I missed much?

[steve_earwig]

Hi Welly, no, not much (I'm sure you'll catch up in a day or two )

Ah, holidays for the hard-of-thinking I've been on a couple, one to an air show in England and another to Prague from here, with her pissed-up colleagues. Nothing like having your own motor with you so you can piss off when everyone gets right on your tits

[DaiRees]

Good to have you back Mr Welton sir. Sorry to hear about the shyte weather . Not much going on, spamtastic spamming BASTUDS everywhere and a minor altercation about HID lighting, and that's about it.

[steve_earwig]

we need a mod

Here you go

[rapport25]

Welcome back welly you have been missed Just like dairees says someone was mentioning hid kits and mjb is not a fan The usual really mate.

I was taking the piss out of steve for being my personal spell checker Makes a change fore him ribbing both of us.

Also i thought i would save this for you my a/c went tits up last week but it was just a re gas. Spoke to the guy about yours he said it must of been a very poor quality condensor as mine is a simular age and all is good

He had said if you were local he would give it a free check for you. And sort it at a reasonable price. Which we got into a long conversation about kwik fit etc... doing a/c which he has to do most of there work as they keep f*cking up big style The course they are sent they are only shown how to connect the pipes up and press a button.

They dont even weigh the gas which you should the computer calculates it for them .

In a nutshell get a specialist to look at your a/c no kwik sh*t fitter

I here you are getting you pug sorted. Hope its all running sweet once all the work is done Rappy

[Welly]

Cheers all!

I had a reply from "the garage" about the failed condenser, their response was simple - f*ck off!

The car's in now for 2 days and is having (I kid you not):

Oil flush and change
Fufel filter
Front discs+pads
Rear pads and caliper clean/lube
handbrake clean/adjust
rear sussy fix (suspected trailing arm bushes )
turbo air blaster fixed
rear engine mount
extinguish engine light and code read

I'm really looking forward to getting it back