OMG Paul Newman's popped his cloggs!

[steve_earwig]

Movie legend Paul Newman dies, 83
And he made such good salad dressing too

[DaiRees]

Gutted, major loss to the worlds of entertainment and motor sport

A sad, sad day

[Nicodemus]

A bitter pill. Hope he didn't suffer.

[teamster1975]

Movie legend Paul Newman dies, 83
And he made such good salad dressing too

I missed this one! What a sad day indeed
I bet his cremation will be a towering inferno! *runs for door*

[Welly]

his cremation

Any sauce with that?

[steve_earwig]

Cremation?! What a waste!

[Welly]

Stevie, I can't help noticing you appear to be counting down for something in your sig?

[steve_earwig]

viewtopic.php?f=5&t=5431&p=54899&hilit= ... 1am#p54899

I thought the avatar was a bit of a give away. My dad arrives this arvo, mate (who I've not seen in 2 years) comes tomorrow morning, her family, her mates, my mates... The only person who's not coming is her ma, but then tvs just don't watch themselves

[Welly]

Oh crikey!

I knew you were getting married, I hadn't realised it was so soon

The very best of wishes to you both!

Will you be, like, living together now? as I thought she lived mostly with old ma television? and she's not going to her daughters wedding?

[steve_earwig]

No-one could miss her (unless they had very poor aim...).

Cheers Welly. Umm, same as before - I'll still be kipping on her sofa when no-one's at my gaff to save on cooking and heating. Mrs Mad will still be there, watching garbage, eating everything, leaving lights & tvs on and occupying the bathroom for hours on end.

Typical day:
06:30 Get up, go to bathroom, demand coffee, eat breakfast #1 & take pills.
07:10 Watch us leave, return to bed via bathroom, watch tv, fall asleep.
09:30 Get up again, bathroom, breakfast #2, turn tv on, fall asleep in armchair.
11:00 Wake up, bathroom, make elevensies ("gablic"), eat in armchair, watch tv, fall asleep.
13:30 Woken up by dogs barking at us arriving, complain about being too hot/cold, demand coffee/glass of water.
14:00 Shout at dogs, eat lunch, bathroom, return to armchair, demand glass of water, cigarettes, lighter, ashtray, watch tv.
14:20 Return to bed via bathroom, watch tv that's still on, fall asleep.
16:00 Wake up, go to armchair via bathroom, watch tv, demand coffee.
19:00 Go to bathroom, eat supper, return to armchair, demand glass of water.
21:00 Talk loudly over television so I have to turn it up to max again, fail to get hint again, shout. Go to bathroom, demand glass of water.
21:10 Fall asleep, snore loudly.
22:00 Wake up, demand glass of water to take pills with, fall asleep again, snore loudly again.
23:00 Go to bed via bathroom, watch tv, fall asleep.
23:30 Go to bathroom, on leaving shut door & leave light on so it appears occupied.
01:30 Go to bathroom, on leaving shut door & leave light on so it appears occupied.
04:00 Go to bathroom, on leaving shut door & leave light on so it appears occupied.
05:45 Go to bathroom, make lots of noise in the hope someone will wake up and make coffee, on leaving shut door & leave light on so it appears occupied.

[Welly]

Oh My God!

At least you can escape back to yours for some normality

[steve_earwig]

Don't have nightmares:

[Welly]

f*cking hell - have you got a shot gun?

Love the dirty fag-stained fingers, classy

Edit: just seen the image description in "properties" - excellent!

[DaiRees]

Stevo, you know that old adage about not buying a puppy until you've checked out the bitch? Are you sure you wanna go through with this wedding if that's what the future holds???

Run, RUN MAN! RUN TO THE HILLS!!!!

[rapport25]

Congrats Steve, hope it all works out for you mate Look on the positive side while she is sleeping she's not moaning