WHAT WOULD YOU BUY DIESEL OR PETROL

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Re: WHAT WOULD YOU BUY DIESEL OR PETROL

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turbolag wrote:A special velcro patch deploys...
How does it know :?: :?:
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dogslife wrote:
turbolag wrote:A special velcro patch deploys...
How does it know :?: :?:
Easy! the ECU detects excessive engine revs when the engine's cold and deduces a Woman is at the wheel :mrgreen:
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That an the anchovy sensor built into the seat base :lol:
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It'd have trouble here, so many people drive like c*nts...
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steve_earwig wrote:It'd have trouble here, so many people drive like c*nts...
Nah you can't say that Steve, a c*nt is useful for something!
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These are too: they often use them to fill up holes in the ground.
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