He's just NOT that into you - True or False?

[puggy]

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[steve_earwig]

By "go" do you mean lean in provocatively, climb in and shut the lid or urinate?

[jasper5]

Supafrisk, hi I've never had problems making friends with women, most of my friends are women, I only have two men friends on my facebook, the rest are women, having said that, one thing has happened to me consistantly over the years. Whenever I've really fancied someone and taken ages to get the courage to ask them out, the thing that happens is that most of the time they usually say, sorry, I couldn't have a relationship with you, you are too nice.I know some of them that have gone on to have relationships with men that have cheated on them, been unreliable, workshy, etc, but they still love them madly, my longest lasting frienship is with a woman I've known 27 years, her husband gambled away £100,000 and left her for a younger woman, yet, she loves him dearly and would have him back tomorrow. I don't understand all that. What is a woman's view, are nice men too boring?

[teamster1975]

On a side note it's funny how a wedding ring acts like a girlie magnet; you're completely unavailable and they come flocking to you! Why couldn't it have been that way when I was single?!

[steve_earwig]

It's that "seal of approval" - if you're single you must be some sort of no-hoper but if you're married (or in a relationship) you must be hot stuff.

[teamster1975]

So unfair

[steve_earwig]

Maybe a tip for single guys, wear a ring on your wedding finger and you'll be beating them off with a sh!tty stick.

I haven't got one myself, I didn't like the idea of getting welded to something under the bonnet. I offered to have one tattooed on but it didn't go down too well

[Doggy]

It's that "seal of approval" - if you're single you must be some sort of no-hoper but if you're married (or in a relationship) you must be hot stuff.

Same when I was single - if you were with someone, you were frequently surrounded by girls you couldn't look at without risking an elbow in the ribs, (or worse). If you were on your own, you wouldn't see them for dust

[puggy]

Well i've always been a fat ugly bastard so i have had none of those problems
but having said that i have recently come out of a seven year relationship with
a girl 20yrs younger than me so i guess i must have something ,ah
yes i remember now ,,,, a big COCK

[steve_earwig]

....A ford, maybe..........

Size doesn't matter, it's whether you remember to purchase the rechargeable batteries, dear..........

Oops, I think I wet meself

[Doggy]

i guess i must have something ,ah
yes i remember now ,,,, a big COCK

[puggy]

So cruel dogy so cruel !!!

mental note,drop laxative in dogys drink at meet

[Doggy]

So cruel dogy so cruel !!!

Look on the bright side Puggy - at least you've got something worth advertising

mental note,drop laxative in dogys drink at meet
not necessary I'll be carpping myself anyway

[highlander]

Edited to add, is anyone else tempted to ring that number?

... crickets chirping ... noise of wind gently rustling leaves ... distant sound of a church bell ringing ... tumbleweed rolls by ...




No.

[Doggy]

Edited to add, is anyone else tempted to ring that number?

your call might not be appreciated