Oh my God, did you hear that muppet Gordon's speech? The north-east now, apparently, leads Europe in the "low-carbon economy". Yes, opening this one small factory in Sunderland - 350 jobs! - has saved us all from global warming and the economic catastrof*ck.
You know, I don't remember him turning up for PR ops when they were closing factories and putting thousands upon thousands out of work

How the hell is anyone supposed to vote for this fool?