BLOODY PIGEONS "Get out of the way"

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Tell me about it :cry:

I had a roadkill phase a while back.

Pheasant trashed my bumper, grill and cooling fan. Ate the pheasant!
Pigeon obliterated my mirror.

They are the retards of the avian world. Sat out of harms way at the side of the road....as soon as a car approaches they fly towards it :roll:
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They are the retards of the avian world. Sat out of harms way at the side of the road....as soon as a car approaches they fly towards it :roll:
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I thought it was BANZAI!!!! :supafrisk:
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This reminds me of quite a few years ago when i bought a red rover 216 (don't know what possessed me to buy it but i did) anyway 1st day i had it i hit a pheasant (dead pheasant and cracked number plate). A couple of weeks late i hit a Ginger cat (no damage to the car apart from a lot of ginger fur around the front end of the car and a cat coming out from under the car doing about 100mph)and lastly i nearly hit another cat which ran out in front of me, the reason it was running was a big black Labrador was chasing it...Yes you know what's coming next..the dog went straight under my front wheels...believe me not a pretty site...thats when i realised it was time to get rid of the rover asap !!!!!
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the dog went straight under my front wheels...believe me not a pretty site...thats when i realised it was time to get rid of the rover asap !!!!!
By Rover do you mean the car or the labradors corpse? :lol:
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HimBigChief wrote:
the dog went straight under my front wheels...believe me not a pretty site...thats when i realised it was time to get rid of the rover asap !!!!!
By Rover do you mean the car or the labradors corpse? :lol:
Hahaha...The rover car...Bag of sh*** anyway !!!
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Yes its happened again :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: bastard birds!!!!

On the same road as well just to rub salt into the wounds :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

This time when it hit the car it bounced up in the air :lol: :lol: :lol: rather gracefully :oops: :oops: :oops:

Pulled over to look at the damage remember previous it had smashed my lower grill on my pug to pieces same speed around 60 to 70.

But to my surprise its simply broke the vw chrome badge in the grill the theiving bird has robbed it :lol: :lol: :lol: . One guy on the VAG forum said he must be a big fan of 80's rap ie.... public enemy or beastie boys :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: £27 for a new badge.

Reviews on the passat :twisted: :twisted: front end is far stronger than the pug's just have to watch for those theiving pigeons :oops: :lol: :oops: :lol:
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Unbelievable rappy! Must mean that you're a bird magnet! :wink:
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:arrowu: :arrowu: :arrowu: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Same here. I had horrible images of the huge chrome grill costing mega money :( :( . But to my surprise its the just the vw badge in the grill 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

One guy has said this is his 3rd due to pigeons. And he has the left over pieces of black plastic mounted in his garage as a sovenir :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Perhaps you should try Cricket, Rappy?
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I admire your dedication to reduce the population of flying rats :cheesy: :cheesy:
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It's funny you should say about Pigeons again, just this morning I pulled out of the top of my road and had to 'wait' for a Pigeon to move out the way :roll:

I surmise that these 'ere Pigeons are getting too fat on junk food and simply can't move quick enough :|

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Obviously felt safe with your Volvo, Welly.
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The bumper on the 406 doesnt hold well in impacts with animals. The slightest tip will crack the bottom bracket but at least you can just change the bracket rather that the entire bumper.

Passats are 'rounder' at the front so perhaps it deflects the rat with wings away rather than runs through it like the merciless 406. If I was a pidgeon I'd stay well clear of 406's. But Im not a pidgeon, Im a man
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I have to admit to taking out a wood pigeon with mine, stupid bugger just sat in the middle of the road, i slowed down it eventually took off into my bumper. Cue comedy moment of my friend who was following driving through a cloud of feathers laughing his a$$ off. In this case it was Pug 1 Pigeon 0, even managed to drive around for the next few days with some feathers still wedged in the bumper. Think I still have a photo of it somewhere, must just have been lucky where I hit it.
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