Volvo anti-collision system failure in front of press

[puggy]

10 out of 10 to volvo i think for recognizing the average age of a volvo
driver is 80 and doing their best to aid the reduced driving ability of
these people

[Welly]

[highlander]

Nonsense, Puggy. Shouldn't say things like that.




Our Welly can't be any older than 75

[puggy]

Heheheheheee !! actually i'm a little worried about our revered welly ,
he seems to be up very early answering these posts , i hope this is
because he has a heavy work load and is prospering or is it the old
need a pee syndrome ( i speak from experience ) now that he is rapidly
approaching old age .

[Welly]

Ever dreamt that you were pissing? that is a scary one

[puggy]

No !!! But laughing at that nearly made me pisss me fookin self

[Welly]

sh*t, where's the edit button - quick.

[mjb]

Ever dreamt that you were pissing? that is a scary one

Yes! Bloody scary! It's always in that semi-awake state too ain't it?

[sirwiggum]

I hate the dreams where I need to open my eyes, but I can't.

Or when I'm driving the pug, and the brakes have failed, and chaos ensues.

Or when I'm hanging off a building by the tips of my fingers.

Last night I had a dream I bought a nice big Jag, with indicators that worked, no patched rust on the doors, no hesitation at 1500rpm, no cracked foglight, no unlocked fuel flap etc.

[Welly]

I hate the dreams where I need to open my eyes, but I can't.

Or when I'm driving the pug, and the brakes have failed, and chaos ensues.

Or when I'm hanging off a building by the tips of my fingers.

Last night I had a dream I bought a nice big Jag, with indicators that worked, no patched rust on the doors, no hesitation at 1500rpm, no cracked foglight, no unlocked fuel flap etc.

*Books sirwiggum in for a check up*

I have car dreams too, one reccuring one is where I've still got two of my old (first) cars and need to drive one of them knowing the MOT and TAX has expired *years* ago and debating chancing the drive

Another is being a passenger with someone about to take an impossible corner at massive speed (wake up).

Other than that I get the classic 'teeth falling out' dream, the one where your legs won't work and you need to run and the falling from height ones.

[sirwiggum]

The MOT and Tax dream.

Get that where sometimes I dream I have forgotten an important date, like MOT ran out or someones birthday, or Christmas and I didn't buy any gifts, or doing the school play from years ago without practising my lines.

According to my prettier half's dreams book they're dreams of anxiety

[Welly]

One time, I had been drinking a little (what, me?) and wifey was out for the evening at bed time I flicked through the SKY channels on our bedroom TV and began watching 'those' channel previews ....I fell asleep (after having the forethough to set the auto-off timer thing ) and later when wifey woke me up I immediately repeated the words of one of those girly types on TV saying I wanted to *** on her ***

She slept in the other room.

[sirwiggum]

One time, I had been drinking a little (what, me?) and wifey was out for the evening at bed time I flicked through the SKY channels on our bedroom TV and began watching 'those' channel previews ....I fell asleep (after having the forethough to set the auto-off timer thing ) and later when wifey woke me up I immediately repeated the words of one of those girly types on TV saying I wanted to *** on her ***

She slept in the other room.

Spat half a bottle of coke over my keyboard reading that!

[steve_earwig]

Go on her bike? TMI, I reckon

Always boring, other people's dreams. So, teeth falling out is common? I thought that was just me worried about encroaching old age... I don't think I have many pissing dreams, I can remember one where I was going to the boy's bogs in my infants school (just to get my age in their early ) and, for some reason, my dad was doing some DIY in there (he's almost 77 and he still hasn't stopped with the DIY). As I started to go he said "no don't..." and then I woke up in a puddle

Flying dreams, lost of them, crashed me car dreams, suddenly able to understand everyone is a bit of a weird one I keep having. cat sh!t on the pillow is a bit worrying, as is sh!tting on a chair. Fortunately I can usually forget my dreams, all I need to do is stop thinking about them and they're gone, which I reckon is a design feature.

[TooT]

I dont normally remember my dreams, i know i have really f**ked up dreams but when i wake up i cant remember the details

As for car dreams tho i had one lately where i was riding shotgun in my mates Micra (Yes i have a mate who owns a N reg Micra 1.0) and he rolled it big time going to fast round a corner..... Ive decided not to get in his sh*t heap again.