The Alfa was fun for a while. The twinspark engine was silky smooth, loved to rev, and made a lovely throaty noise!
Got me through my quarter life crisis as a bachelor
Problem was suspension bushes kept disintegrating. Speedbumps and potholes ruined it. It ended up parked over the cold winter waiting on parts arriving from Italy. And the wipers never worked properly (fuxebox had strange burn marks all over it

). And the exhaust grew a huge hole near the cat. 20mpg when I was living a bit further from work was suboptimal too.
A 32" CRT TV wouldn't fit in the Alfa.
A 32" LCD TV wouldn't fit either though!
My newly found prettier half coaxed me into selling and getting something more sensible. Ended up with the 406. (
I reckon the 406 is a better handling car though! 
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Edit by Steve - pic lnk changed to URL (but you still need to log in)
Edit by SW - my bad. HTTP now.