Clonking from front suspension / steering

[steve_earwig]

Pah, if only I could just "flick" the heating on Fetch wood, make kindling, screw up newspaper, cardboard, kindling, wood, turn the pump on... Back to the stone age

I've already run the heating here 5 or 6 times. I'm on the expensive stuff at home (heating oil ) but that won't come on until it drops below 12 (damn, I've only got 800 litres left too )

[Doggy]

Just think how lucky we are Steve! My woodburner's steadily munching through the old kitchen etc.

Much, much nicer than that nasty gas c/h I'm forced to use when apathy prevents me tending stove.

[steve_earwig]

I hope that's not chipboard in there 'cos I've read the glue they use is toxic when you burn it

Oh yes, I do love trudging out to the woodshed with a wheelbarrow in the snow

[Doggy]

I hope that's not chipboard in there 'cos I've read the glue they use is toxic when you burn it

As a qualified assessor, I have carried out an environmental impact assessment and have determined that high-temperature incineration meets the requirements of BAT, (best applicable techology), in this instance.

(and before you ask incineration plant of net thermal input < 0.3MW is exempt from LAPC)

[steve_earwig]

Thermal input?

Then again why should I give a stuff? I'm sure the neighbours were burning domestic waste the other day, by the stink of it

[ianjoh]

This sounds right up my street as I have been heating my house for the last 20yrs on anything flammable that I can scrounge from skips and hedgerows, best of all are the finest rainforest mahogany window and door sills divrted from landfill
No buttons for instant heating in this part of rural Norfolk.
The woodburner does all the hot water and rads FOC, great.

[Doggy]

50-yr old oak gateposts take a bit of beating too.

Mine was running 14 radiators + HW and working its nuts off.
Now I've divided the house in two, it's just simmering nicely

[Captain Jack]

Mine was running 14 radiators + HW and working its nuts off.
Now I've divided the house in two, it's just simmering nicely

Doggy Towers?

[DiscoPol]

Mine was running 14 radiators + HW and working its nuts off.
Now I've divided the house in two, it's just simmering nicely

Doggy Towers?

sounds more like Doggy Twin Towers now

[Doggy]

[sounds more like Doggy Twin Towers now

Simular - just not as tidy.