1996 406 1.8LX Got a bad case of hydro lock!
1996 406 Executive 2.0 Turbo XU10J2TE No longer hangin' on in there
1997 Honda CB500V
2003 Volvo V40 1.8 GDi SE killed by a nutter in a beemer 5 series
2008 Mondeo 2.0 TDCi Titanium X
"Always look on the bright side of life, dedo, dedo dedodedo"
given the fact them cars are at least £30k youd expect the sort of person who could afford it to have a certain maturity and sense of good taste but not at all. Wealth does not mean sense. Perhaps this is some rednecks car he won in the lottery, and decided to use all the paint left in the tin after painting the fence.