Need some advice...

[Bailes1992]

How easy do you think it will be to get a 6 month old octopus in the boot of my saloon?
How big is a 6 month old octopus?
Also need some cleaning tips for getting the slime up afterwards!

Cheers,
Bailes.

[sirwiggum]

Seal the box cause they're crafty buggers!

Depends on the species as well as to the size. Domestic UK species usually quite small even when adult.

[Bailes1992]

Think it might be worth getting a big fish tank for the boot?

[Welly]

Slap it on the roof? once you get up to 80mph it'll want to hold on tight

[Doggy]

Take the giraffe out first.

[highlander]

How easy do you think it will be to get a 6 month old octopus in the boot of my saloon?

1) Open boot
2) Insert octopus
3) Close boot

How big is a 6 month old octopus?

1) Measure one of its tentacles from root to tip
2) Multiply by 2.5
3) The resulting figure will be around the diameter of a fully-stretched octopus

Also need some cleaning tips for getting the slime up afterwards!

1) Open boot
2) Remove octopus
3) Take one drinking straw ...

Cheers

You're welcome!

[sirwiggum]

Don't use a fish tank without a seal, it'll climb out and mate with your spare wheel.

You'll have 8 tentacled Pirellis running round everywhere

[lozz]

Yuck,

what do you want a octapus for ?

[Welly]

I bet Bailes will train the Octupus to 'detail' his car, it'd be done in about 30 seconds

[lozz]

ive heard the octapus is next best thing to chewing gum

[steve_earwig]

They come about the size of a dinner plate here

[highlander]

I bet Bailes will train the Octupus to 'detail' his car, it'd be done in about 30 seconds

All those little suckers would be good for removing ground-in dirt without dragging it over the paintwork and leaving swirls, right enough!

Also, how about training them to pull out all the trolley dings in the bodywork?

[omega]

as you are selingl the focus buy a old citroen as they have a octopus as standard.

[Bailes1992]

as you are selingl the focus buy a old citroen as they have a octopus as standard.

Yeh Focus is in the for sale section
Trying to get rid asap but I don't know wheres best to advertise and what not

[sirwiggum]

Autotrader, local used car websites.

Avoid Gumtree. Unless you like getting pestered by wasters texting saying "WUD U TK 150 FR FUCOS?", people phoning saying they'll be there at 6 and never turning up, people turning up kicking the tyres but declining to even have a test drive for no reason whatsoever, people turning up, bouncing the suspension up and down, giving it the full 100 point check, finding the most trivial of faults (such as a tiny scratch) and offering £150 for it. Then, if you do sell it, you will see it back on gumtree an hour later, photos taken after a fresh hose down, but with an extra £500 added to the profit, some magical "full service history and timing belt change" and new battery, tyres, brakes etc. come out of nowhere.