Beware of the full moon......

Post by **Welly** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:36 pm

I have been interested in natural occurances which seamingly (and inexplicably) affect one's mood.

I have noticed, and charted, that Mrs Welton becomes rather restless around the time of the full moon, the kids would misbehave and I myself would feel rather lethargic and can't be arsed to do anything. It appears that a full moon with it's increased gravitational pull can have an affect on us all. I had a very quick search on the internet and much is said of this very topic.

It is interesting in fact that the word 'lunatic' is derived from the latin Luna meaning moon.

I thought I would ask if any of our members have experienced any irrational behavior amongst their loved one's, friends or collegues particularly over the weekend just gone, and in fact today aswell.

Don't worry I'm not going mad or anything, just interested. Have a real think about the last few days and I bet someone was affected in some way.

Welly.

niz406 · Post by **niz406** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:46 pm

Hummmmmmmmm......

Well my misses got in a fit of rage, grew lots of body hair then tear arsed around the village on all 4's eating people.... but apart from that, I can't say there has been any difference in her monthly behavior!

tux2006 · Post by **tux2006** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:52 pm

I used to be a warewolf...but I'm alright Na-woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Post by **Welly** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:57 pm

ThePrisoner · Post by **ThePrisoner** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:57 pm

Well my missus has got the painters in so I aint seen much of difference in her behaviour, but i've been really lazy over the last few days...

Pris.

Playtime_Fontayne · Post by **Playtime_Fontayne** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:44 pm

Well, I put the salt away in the wrong cupboard last night, so I hit myself with a frying pan and refused to sleep with myself.

niz406 · Post by **niz406** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:54 pm

Playtime_Fontayne wrote:Well, I put the salt away in the wrong cupboard last night, so I hit myself with a frying pan and refused to sleep with myself.

LMAO

Do you like sleeping with yourself then dude? its ok we understand that salt goes well with a [s]lamb[/s] shank

Davva2004 · Post by **Davva2004** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:15 am

You know what, you guys can joke all you want but there's been some serious scientific research into the effects of the lunar cycle on women and the effects it has on their preferences in men.

For example, at a certain point in the cycle a woman will prefer a man who is caring, tender, sensitive and would make a good father to her children.

At other times in the cycle a woman would prefer a man who is handsome, arrogant, strong and willful as a mate.

And at that special time in her cycle, a woman would prefer a man who has had his head ripped off, his innards strewn to the winds and a baseball bat shoved up his arse while he sits on a nest of red ants smeared in honey.

niz406 · Post by **niz406** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:20 am

Davva2004 wrote:You know what, you guys can joke all you want but there's been some serious scientific research into the effects of the lunar cycle on women and the effects it has on their preferences in men.

For example, at a certain point in the cycle a woman will prefer a man who is caring, tender, sensitive and would make a good father to her children.

At other times in the cycle a woman would prefer a man who is handsome, arrogant, strong and willful as a mate.

And at that special time in her cycle, a woman would prefer a man who has had his head ripped off, his innards strewn to the winds and a baseball bat shoved up his arse while he sits on a nest of red ants smeared in honey, and she will then go and sleep with his best mate or hers depending on which section of the cycle she is in.

Oh wait hold on, thats just the description of a Chav'ette LMAO

Post by **Welly** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:11 am

ThePrisoner wrote:Well my missus has got the painters in so I aint seen much of difference in her behaviour

Hehe.....We have the painters in this week too

although, I did know they were coming as there was some signs of their imminant arrival late last week. There was an episode of 'speed cleaning' around the home, 'extreme complaining' and hostility towards my goodself, hey, what did I do?

Is it just me or does the length of time the painters are in seem to get longer and longer? there is the pre-decorative stage, the full decoration 'hall stairs and landing' with full protective dust sheets, then there is some post decorative disorder.

Heck, in any one month the painters take over for around two flipping weeks I'll be glad to f*ck em off this week so I can get a good look at their 'workmanship' if there's any rough edges there will be hell to pay.

niz406 · Post by **niz406** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:32 pm

LMAO too funny !

Post by **Welly** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:16 am

Well, they do say men suffer a form of PMT each month.

I can't say I ever experience this you stupid bunch of idiots.

mjb · Post by **mjb** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:19 pm

You should see me before I've had some breakfast, coffee, and a cig... Or rather you probably shouldn't!

niz406 · Post by **niz406** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:59 pm

mjb wrote:You should see me before I've had some breakfast, coffee, and a cig... Or rather you probably shouldn't!

mjb first thing in the morning before his daily fix:

mjb · Post by **mjb** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:38 pm

DIE!

Besides, I'm much hairier