Volvo 'check engine' light on this morning

[teamster1975]

PMSL!

[Doggy]

Class!

[Welly]

You may mock, but remember, I've got my new Volvo forum buddies I can go to in times of need; they'll understand

[steve_earwig]

Queue jokes about ancient Volvo owners not being able to use a pc...

[DiscoPol]

Nobodies even mentioned "Limp Mode" yet

And Welly, you know we love you really

[puggy]

You may mock, but remember, I've got my new Volvo forum buddies I can go to in times of need; they'll understand

But welly given the fact that the majority of vulva owners are of an age where incontinence has
set in ,are they able to stay off the toilet long enough to take part in a lengthy conversation .!!

[highlander]

Their latest feature is that the drivers' seat doubles up as a commode

[eoin27]

Dont mind em welly, that S40 you have is a fantatic machine. Although I bet you miss the old Peugeot reliability!

[steve_earwig]

Peugeot reliability?!

[Welly]

Well, I've been down there at 08:15, drank the Coffee, read the magazines, watched telly, ooogled at the lurvley girly (bubble butt in trousers Woo Hoo), and.........

They fixered it for FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Last time it was in for a service about 3 weeks ago and today they found the fault was caused by an air leak on the Air Box (after replacing the filter). They reset the code, test drove it, said they were so sorry for the inconvenience, and sent me on my way after about an hour

Here's my paparazzi-style photo from my Stool in the 'lounge' area......


And the lounge with free interweb (couldn't be arsed)....


Stick that up yer exhaust pipes

[puggy]

Excellent result welly !!!

But where's the piccie of the girlie

[Welly]

Sorry puggy, the picture is in my head - on the 'permanent hard drive' this way I can recall the image when prompted.

It was nice though, needed a good old slap it did YEEE HAAA

[TooT]

Great outcome. Ive got to ring Renault this afty because my drivers leccy window had died. Hope i get just as good a service as you welly

[Doggy]

Nice one Welters, old chap.

To summarise....

They cocked up fitting your air filter, leading to a weekend of worry, a cancelled wedding aniversary trip, (or similar), not to mention the potential for your motah to run weak or injest bits of the countryside.....

To compensate you for this traumatic experience they made you a cuppa, distracted you wiv Puggy's eye-candy and didn't actually charge you for the privilege.

You could have had a good old rant and watched 'em squirm for a bit, at least.

P.S.
I would have insisted they justify the 'Free styling pack worth £999', (as all the evidence suggests such items reduce the value of you conveyance).

[teamster1975]

Nice, glad it was simple!